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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

It's not tricking if:

You are one of the kids in the household. T.I. explains his position to his baby's mother Lashaun Dixon's attorney. He makes a pretty good point. It's funny, because I was just in family court today. Damn Shame!

In Case you're interested...

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By Honeygrip

If you're going to be in the Louisville area, look up George Kistner. In fact visit his website! He is a rather normal looking gentleman, who has a website in which he is offering his services.

I guess he figures it's a recession and who has money for vibrators and pleasure toys. We need more men like him. So selfless!

Shoutout to Michael K.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Assphemy

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By Honeygrip

Why in the world would you think to put a chapter & verse from the bible on your ass? Who besides Frankie or Neffie would think that's cute?

The power of the message kind of loses it's meaning... Your thoughts??

Monday, January 5, 2009

Dear Women of Turks & Caicos Islands,

Please come & get your beloved first lady... (Cause we sure as hell don't want her here!)

SMH @ "Although these are fives...." Like she don't need all the money she can get.

My Damn Dealer...

Got all high & mighty on me last night and decided he couldnt subject himself to the premiere of Rock of Love Bus. Wait til I show him what we missed. Ain't nothing like a bunch of train wrecked ass hoes looking for 15 minutes of fame. I am so there next week!

Don't fuck with Detroit.

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By Honeygrip

Apparently Detroit can't take a joke. First Young Berg gets his ass whooped and his ugly ass chain jacked last year by some local rapper named Trick Trick, and now comes word that Katt Williams a.k.a Pimpin' Pimpin' got bitch slapped!

It seems Katt might have been feeling himself alittle too much out in the D. after his performance on NYE, where he played out chumps like Steve Harvey & T-Pain.

Sources report that Katt got up at a night club and decided to give an impromptu performance in which he started clowning some random gentleman. Well, said gentleman was not so gentle. Eyewitness reports claim the dude walked right on up to Katt and bitch slapped the shit out of him in front of everyone. Witnesses then claim that Katt was so stunned that he just went and sat in a corner fuming. When some kind (& stupid) bystander asked him if he was alright he replied: "Hell naw I ain't alright! Didn't you just see that nigga slap me!?"

Now THAT'S pure comedy!

LISTEN HERE to Katt's defense on a Detroit radio station.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Is it just me...?

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By Honeygrip
I have never understood the dynamics of the relatioship between Jayzus & his betrothed. For as long as they have been together, they are way too low key. At what point does keeping your personal life "Private" go into hiding your relationship. And if you are on some level hiding it... then my question is why??

Isn't it important to let other people know who you are with so that they know who you are with.? Is it just me?!

I know Jay is a brooklyn dude and may take some getting use to but from some of these photos I found on the internet, it seems like he had no problem with openly displaying affection before...

I know a few of his former (WAY FORMER) conquests, and most of them had only positive things to say about their experience with him. So I just don't get it. He & B are married, and dated for over 6 years and even in the most candid moments we happen to capture thanks to the papparazzi, it still seems like these two may not know each other in the "biblical sense". His "relationship" with Bey seems like it's mostly business more that personal. But hey, judge for yourself.

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Friday, January 2, 2009

Katt Williams goes in....on Steve Harvey

Katt Williams is keeping it really real! First he went in on BET. Then T-Pain and now Steve Harvey. It seems the two were on the same bill for a comedy show in Detroit; well honey, Steve performed first and had a hard time captivating the audience; most of whom were in attendence to see Katt's "last comedy performance" since he is supposedly retiring. Steve got into it with a lady in the front row and complained about performing in the round.

By the time Katt took the stage he decided to light Steve's corny ass on fire! Peep the video.

[Shout out to Necole Bitchie]

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Not my kind of Vacation...

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By Honeygrip

My favorite blog is reporting that Queen Latifah was robbed while on vacation. She and a female friend.....................I'LL WAIT..................had at least $10,000 worth of Jewels stolen from the couple (of female friends)'s room on Monday night. They were staying at the Stone Haven Villas in Black Rock, Tobago. The ladies left for a special dinner thrown by the hotel in her honor and returned to find their $1,000 a night suite had been pilferred.

The Tobago police dept suspects it was an inside job....You think?

Hey Tobago police, do you think something might be going on with the Queen & her female friend too?! Just asking...

Hate is SO 2008!

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By Honeygrip

F what you may have previously heard. Usher & his lovely husband Tameka showed out in Vegas to ring in the new year. Tameka, whom you might remember, just gave birth a few weeks ago amidst rumors of an impending break-up looked fabulous. Well the Raymonds put it all to rest last night. Tameka tried her best to prove that she can still drop it like it's at least luke warm (which is excellent for a 40 year old)... Go head girl!

Now the haters that had been talking ish, can keep talking it- for now! Tameka has obviously still got a good grip...