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Friday, March 27, 2009

SHAM WOW!

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By Honeygrip

I must admit folks...it's a slow news day.

You know those ShamWow (towel) commercials you watch late at night and almost pick up the phone to purchase. Well, this is the dude who almost pimps you're ass into buying that mess.

It seems Vince had a little spill with a hooker he picked up in Miami last month.

The Smoking Gun reports that Methface Vince went to a nightclub and his 'lady of the night' Sasha Harris . They went back to his hotel room at the Setai after he agreed to pay her $1,000 and started making out when she bit down on his tounge and would not let go. This caused Vince to Chris Brown a bitch so he could run the halls of the Setai screaming in agony and the next thing you know the cops were called.

Damn! Miami be popping like that?! hahaha
Any hoo, to be fair to Vince I included his famous Shamwow commercial.

I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up all the bloody mess he made....SHAMWOW!

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