By Honeygrip

Alicia Keys proved she's talented ALL AROUND outside the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. She also performed "Teenage Love Affair" inside- but do we really care?

P.S.-Those shoes are fiyah!!!

Deadbeat Dame...

By Honeygrip
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho... It's back to court they go.
Seems Damon Dash's baby mama is dragging him back to court. Linda Williams, the mother of his 16 year old and oldest child Boogie (Damon Dash, Jr.) is claiming that her child was living with no hot water or electricity [now how they do that?] in his bedroom for 2 months. She also claims he took Jr. with him to handle the grim task of identifying a relative’s dead corpse and hasn’t been contributing any of the 10 million, as he promised to Jr.’s trust fund.
I have my own views of Dame, which I will refrain from sharing, but I do know that their first case got ugly and it seems it's about to get ugly again.

BUSTED: Gary Dourdan

Gary Dourdan makes for one sexy looking homeless guy, right? The CSI star was busted in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin [whoa], cocaine [wow], ecstasy [ow!] and prescription drugs [where was the party at???!]. TMZ reports that the cops found him asleep in his car at 5:21 in the morning. He was taken to a Palm Springs jail where he later posted $5,000 bail and was released.
I'm guessing that Gary can kiss what was left of his CSI career goodbye, he was leaving the show at the end of this season anyway and with all those drugs do you really think he would even mind?
Gary is set to leave "CSI" after this season. Working on the show must morning
By Honeygrip

No- Jesus take the wheel...

Jesus, please grab the wheel so I can beat 60 pounds of this little #$*$Y%^% chump...

Thanks- MO- for getting my pressure up!

Sigh...

By Honeygrip

Lil Mama- I can't, this one is too easy.

New: The Dream ft Young Jeezy.

Check out the new video for "I love your girl" by The Dream ft. Young Jeezy. I love this song- it's a car concert favorite. But I'm definitely not feeling Jeezy's verse. [Fuck that nigga...lol]

The Adventures of Funky Brown...

Inga in Florida
by skaybn

Speaking of X-files, I'm about to make an X-file for Foxy. She appeared in a florida court today [looking like somebody's great grandmother after she takes of her wig with those slave braids] reguarding her weave glue incident. I know she just came home, but can someone lock her ass away somewhere. Girl Bye.

Daaaammmnn!

By Honeygrip

I was always a BIG fan of the X-Files. Sigh!! I heart Agent Mulder- STILL. But anyways- check out this first view of Xzibit playing an FBI agent in the new movie X-Files: I want to believe. The whole original cast is back but daaammn-Thank you Xzibit for proving there is life after cornrows.

The Blueprint...

By Honeygrip
Miley Cyrus (Hanna Montana) or whatever her name is- has stirred up some controversy for herself. She's following the underage temptress Lolita Blueprint ala Britney Spears and of course HoHan. You know-- by sexing up a child that you are constantly trying to pass off as innocent- then penalizing people for picking up on the suggestive message. Her parents and reps are "crying foul" but we all know in the publicity machine that is the Media- nothing happens by accident. Why is this big news at this point??? When Raven Simone does a king cover- call me...

Didn't I tell you?

By Honeygrip

I tried to tell you about the power of Zoe Kravitz. Honeygrip's first Hot Mess Icon. Do you see it now? I tell ya this kid is onto something...

New Rihanna.

Check out Rihanna's 'Take a bow'. Written by Ne-yo.

NO, NO... You damn right!

By Honeygrip

Teairra Mari [who?!] is campaigning for a comeback... ( I appreciate the reference to Prince's style) BUT Sweet child never wear an outfit like this with the words No No right next to you. Better luck next time.

50 shots and STILL NOT GUILTY...

I know it and I understand it. But it's frustrating, I don't know why I'm so shocked especially after the Amadou Diallo case. I guess maybe because I wasn't a mother then. Because I never felt the war on black males hit me so close to home.
I live in NYC and as the mother of a very, smart and beautiful young, black male- I am at a lost. What do I do now???
How do I protect him from the people I have taught him are here to PROTECT HIM????!!!!

I raise my son to call everyone sir or ma'am- not because he is less than them but because he is equal to and they deserve respect as much as he does.

I tell him to RESPECT COPS. NOT FEAR THEM. Is that wrong??

Should I explain that no matter if he's in a dark suit or a dark hoodie he is still a threat. Should I tell him to emasculate himself so that cops don't suspect him. Am I just raising another moving target???

What do I do? Can someone tell me???


It's like what can a black man do when a nervous, undertrained, underpaid person is holding a gun to him at 4:00 in the morning.


Extending your wallet with your identification- NO!
Raising your hands in the air in surrender-NO!
Running like hell?-NO!

So what do I tell him to do then, so when that day comes I can ensure that he comes home safe to me at night???

*just asking, Sadly*

The Verdict is In...

By Honeygrip

The Sean Bell case has gripped NYC as yet another example of the double standard of justice for the African American male. In a scene similar to the now infamous Amadou Diallo case:
Three New York City police officers were found innocent of all charges on Friday in the shooting death of an unarmed black man killed in a hail of 50 bullets on his wedding day.
A New York State Supreme Court judge cleared two officers of manslaughter and other charges and a third of reckless endangerment in the death of Sean Bell, 23, who was shot, along with two friends, after a bachelor party at a strip club in November 2006. The case has generated outrage in New York's black community.
Anyway the verdict would have come today- both sides would have felt a grave injustice was served upon them. I am especially saddened because it's another reminder of the fact that black men are still probable targets.

Hey-Do you have 7 minutes???

If you do, let me invite you to watch this clip. It's from one of my favorite shows of all time- alittle ditty called 'Wonder Showzen'. Wonder Showzen was a mock Sesame Street style show that was absolutely NOT for kids. The show contained strongly offensive and controversial themes and messages. You could tell alot about a person based on their reaction to an episode of this MTV2 show. I haven't seen it on TV in a few years, (I miss it SO!!!) but this clip contains a melody of all my favorite sing a long songs from the show. Especially the hit "White People", a song I love to sing to myself whenever I see whities enjoying their trademark sense of entitlement. Make sure to pay attention to the audio and visuals. Please leave comments and let me know what you think.

And P.S. the DVD collection of both seasons would make a great baby shower gift. LOL!

FREE NINO BROWN!

By Honeygrip
Wesley Snipes is on his way up shit's creek. A judge sentenced him to 3 years in prison for tax evasion. White men might not be able to jump, but black men damn sure can't beat the system especially when it comes to paying their taxes. Snipes was not forced to surrender immediately. Instead, the judge ruled he could surrender at a later date, closer to his New Jersey home. Nathan J. Hochman, Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s Tax Division, said, “Snipes’ long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him and his co-defendants … as inmates in prison.” 3 YEARS!
Daaammmnnn. Makes me wonder why the hell R. Kelly is still walking around.

My joke of the day: Jayzus

For a married man, he sure could be alittle nicer....LOL!

And another...

By Honeygrip

What is it a divorce filing day?!!
We have heard the whispers about these two for a while. So no big suprise here. But anyway it was announced today that Star Jones has made it official; she's filed for divorce... Please try and compose yourselves. :(

New Alicia Keys...

Check out Alicia Keys' new video for "Teenage Love Affair". Catch cameos by cuties Derek Luke (who plays Puffy in the upcoming Notorious B.I.G biopic) and Jackie Long (ex-boyfriend of Serena Williams)... :)

And another one...

By Honeygrip
My mother just said to me last night "that nothing kills a working relationship faster than marriage..."
Turns out sadly, it may be true. Swizz Beatz and wife Mashonda have separated. The couple who were married 4 years ago and had a beautiful son Kassem, Jr. in 2007 are releasing the typical statement about remaining friends:
“Their union was one shared in love and deep admiration for one another. For the last seven months, the two have been working on establishing a formidable friendship , being great parents to their son, and remaining great supporters of each other's careers,” a representative of Swizz Beatz told AllHipHop. “The couple has asked that their privacy be respected at this time.”

I will most certainly respect their privacy, because I could care less about these two. But it's still sad anyway...

HAPPY ADMIN ASSISTANT'S DAY

I LOVE THE HOWARD STERN SHOW! So please excuse me if you have no interest in this clip. It all has to do the controversial violent outburst that took place between comedian & sidekick Artie Lange and his (now former) assistant Teddy. An argument over money and job duties escalated and went alittle crazy... (LISTEN TO FULL AUDIO HERE)
Have you ever worked for a fat, lazy piece of ish?? I have- so I can totally relate. (Poor Teddy)

It sounded alot worst live on the air, But it sure is hysterical to watch... damn 2520's.

I still don't care...

By Honeygrip
Blah, Blah, Blah- It's official. Yada yada, yada- signed marriage license filed in Scarsdale NY last Friday, Whoomp there it is. Beyonce and Jay-z. Now wake me up when they release a photo of their wedding.

Praying to stay relevant!

By Honeygrip
I hate those people who become ultra religious after they fuck the hell up. This fool right here ain't fooling a soul with this saved mess...
Somebody please tell Foxy Brown nobody cares.

And like that-she was gone...

Khia-the one hit wonder was unceremoniously disqualified from VH1's Miss Rap Supreme last night. Turns out that Khia recited a tired ass previously recorded rhyme as her freestyle. Which by the way had her in the bottom two anyways. I guess now this will solidify her wackness.

I was Tagged. So...

OK, I was tagged by my Urban Blogger friend, Dahlia at Mad Dog Gossip. Here are the rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you. - Done
2. Mention the rules in your blog. - Done
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours:
a. I am dangerously sarcastic!
b. I am optimisticly pessimistic.
c. I love baskin robbins rainbow sherbert. (especially now...)
d. I love cursing as a term of endearment.
e. I'm an only child.
f. I am the HUGHEST Prince STAN!!!!
4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them. Done
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged. Done

Mad Dog is loving B.Scott loving Steph Jones
Hotsauce knows where to get cream FREE!
Support Necole Bitchie's Ray J ban!
Sincere for Obama!

By Honeygrip
And GET YO COUSINS!!! they over at Lipstick Lace Brassknuckles and I can't...I just can't!!

Kim & Diddy, AGAIN?!!!

By Honeygrip
I can't front, Kim Porter really loves her some Diddy. All that talk to Essence magazine last year about moving on with her life sure seems like B.S. to me. The couple was spotted at David Beckham's party this weekend looking like 'old times'. [Talk about a bottom bitch!] I guess she is content with waiting out the rest of her days for a return on her 15 year-3 children investment. Go on, girl. (No, seriously- go on...)

Alien spotted at LAX!

By Honeygrip

Tyra Banks was spotted at LAX looking like_______________.

Nice Try!

By Honeygrip
I think I'm going to start a 'Bitch Please' catergory for cases like this. This picture of Naomi Campbell is SO EXTRA it's ridiculous... Could she show more teeth while the paps "catch her" in Healththrow Airport. I smell a calculated photo op if ever there was one. What a innocent cherub- that Naomi is?!! And don't the cops look so happy to have her there....

Whatever- Bitch Please.

Hoe in the Dark...

By Honeygrip
Rihanna is performing... what exactly? Is that dancing, singing or robotic breakdance miming???
Catch it live on Kanye's 'Glow in the dark' tour.

Before you go to church...

Play this "leaked" track from Carmine Gotti Agnello. "Young, Hot and Rich". He's rapping and singing... SIGH!!!!

I see this kid is putting his grandfather John Gotti's blood money to good use! --Slaying us.

NOT YOU 2??!!

By Honeygrip
Bloggists and rumor mills are running rampand that Kanye West and his beloved Alexis Phifer have split.
Jawn Murray of AOL Black Voices is claiming that the couple called it quits recently and the engagement is off. And just at the start of his tour- OH NO!!!
Sources close to the hip-hop star tell me that it was West who ended the engagement after revealing to Phifer: “I just don’t think it is going to work out anymore.” The 30-year-old entertainer even asked for his ring back!
The often-controversial rapper/producer got engaged to Phifer while overseas in the fall of 2006. The two met when Phifer worked as the assistant to West’s fulltime wardrobe stylist.
Poor Kanye- I guess he'll have to console himself in a whole bunch of road pussy...

You two, Again??

By Honeygrip
I checked over at Concrete Loop and found myself staring at this lovely photo of Kim Porter and his royal Bitchassness Diddy a.k.a. 'Non-commitable Diddy' out and about in Beverly Hills. How nice of him to bring he out for a minute. Gee, I thought you two had called it quits??

HOT MESS ICON: Zoe Kravitz

By Honeygrip
Zoe Kravitz has caused me to award her the first 'HOT MESS ICON' award, I know at first glance there is way too much mess going on with the ratty (not to mention see through) shirt and the busy skirt with the golden girls handbag- just trust me this mess is cold blooded and calculated. Don't worry the urban, meth head look is going to set the fashion world ablaze. And don't be leaving no snide remarks in the comments section. Just sit back and observe...

Is that what I think that is?

By Honeygrip
I could really care less that Jay and Usher had a quiet guys night out in Bev Hills the other night.
I just want to know are those Reebok PUMPS?!!!

PICK ONE!

By Honeygrip
No you must! NO excuses. Will it be Lil B. Sure or his Big Daddy AL B. Sure??
I haven't gotten through one episode of that Rock the Cradle Mess- so forgive me but these dudes look bootleg as all hell!

Girl, BYE!

By Honeygrip

I sat at work all morning watching TMZ's live video stream from outside Riker's Island waiting for this bitch to get out, don't ask me why? There were about 50-60 people out there most of whom were media and those crazy 'street team' types. Any hoo, Foxy Brown kept every one on razor's edge awaiting her arrival (according to TMZ her glam squad was primping her for her adoring public...dead).
I started to wonder- Maybe 8 months in jail could have helped Fox change her ways and become a role model to the chicken heads (male and female) that still find room in there hearts to love her. Then at 1:01 pm she finally emerged from a white bentley looking like classic HOT MESS and garnering my attention just long enough for me to say- Bitch Please!

New Mary!

Click here to see Deacon Mary's new video for "Stay Down".

Our Agony is over!

By Honeygrip

Speaking of Jail!
Looks like we can all finally stop counting the days. Tomorrow Foxy Brown will be released from Rikers Island. (Can you stand it?!)

Not only will she be unleashed on the streets again; she will also be killing us with a new studio album due May 13th and a new Reality show on the New BET- VH1. Now I know that the power of prayer works!!! And if you are as hardcore a fan as I think you are you will be standing outside Rikers tomorrow waiting for her release holding a sign- like she is asking all her fans, right?!

GREAT! see you there :)

We don't believe you...

By Honeygrip
The Smoking Gun is reporting that Akon's original rap sheet- the one that helped him launch is entire career is based on a LIE! The singer who debuted with his hit song: "Locked up" was not hardly locked up at all:
While the performer’s rap sheet does include a half-dozen arrests, Akon has only been convicted of one felony, for gun possession. That 1998 New Jersey case ended with a guilty plea, for which the singer was sentenced to three years probation. Another 1998 bust, this one in suburban Atlanta, has been seized upon by Akon and transformed into the big case that purportedly sent him to prison (thanks to his snitching cohorts) for three fight-filled years. In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.
So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview.

Akon, I'm afraid we're gonna need more people...
P.S. Is that really what an R&B nigga has to do to get on nowadays?! Dayum.

My joke of the day: Carmelo Anthony

By Honeygrip
UPDATE to yesterday's story-
According to TMZ.com Carmelo's DUI is causing a furor for Denver cops:
An investigation has been laughed into whether several officers acted inappropriately by giving recently-arrested Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony a ride to a hotel after his fianceé refused to come pick his ass up! When you're popped for DUI in Denver, the law says cops take you to detox or release you to a "sober, responsible party." After the bust, cops took Melo to a local hospital for a blood test. The CW2 reports that's when they called his baby mama La La to come get him -- she said no way, Jose!

Damn-I guess Lala took the position I would take: If you woulda brought yo azz home this ish woulda never happened. LOL!
Go on girl!

Why??

By Honeygrip

Snoop, why do you make love to me this way????
-the Jheri curl
-the gucci link
-the cowboy hat
WHY??

Snoop Dogg showed up at the CMT Awards earlier tonight and made my heart go pitter patter. I love this fool, But I plea impassionately: Go sit the fuck down somewhere...

Me in Six Months...

By Honeygrip

Sigh--A Woman's work is never done...
Amy Winehouse is my hero, while all these other celebs are running out and getting pregnant for publicity- Amy is actually watching the kids. Yes-granted they are not her kids. And Yeah she is drinking vodka on the job, BUT SO WHAT! What's wrong with that? Doesn't that child look happy and content?!?!

I already told my momma to pack my liquor in my hospital bag. As soon as I spit this little negroid out I am hitting the bottle...

Hypnotiq-for a boy
Alize-for a girl.
((I keed,I Keed))

Skankfight!!!

I was just having a conversation with one of my boys last night about why I gave up on Public Assistance of Love starring Flava Flav and setttled on Crack Rock of Love. If this clip is any indication- Brett's skanks know how to get it crunk. Proving once and for all chickenheads come in all colors.

Watch the whole show Next Sunday at 9pm on VH1.

Ooo BUSTED: Carmelo Anthony

By Honeygrip
Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony was busted early this morning for a DUI. TMZ.com is reporting:
The 23-year-old Denver Nuggets forward was driving on Interstate 25 in Colorado at around 4:00 AM when he was pulled over and taken into custody. Anthony was driving a silver Mercedes and police say he was stopped for failing to drive in a single lane and failing to dim his lights.Anthony's attorney, Dan Recht, said, "He cooperated by consenting to a blood test, the results of which will not be available for approximately two weeks ... There was no accident and no one was hurt."He is due back in court on May 14.

Damn shame- you still trying to look sexy and thugged in your mugshot.

Dogpile on the Tranny!

Segwaying from Eddie Murphy to Wendy Williams with no puns intended...

Bossip reports:
“More WBLS staffers have come forward to corroborate the sexual harassment claims made by a young female talent booker for the shock jock.
Nicole Spence, who wrangled such guests as Janet Jackson, Russell Simmons and Flo Rida for Williams’ show, filed an Equal Employment Opportunity Commission complaint last month against WBLS, Williams and her husband and manager, Kevin Hunter.
While Hunter doesn’t work for the radio station, he was often in the studio. Despite the presence of his wife, Hunter ‘repeatedly sexually propositioned me,’ Spence claims in the filing, ‘telling me over and over that he wanted to f- me’
Others have come forward since we filed the complaint to support Nicole’s claims,” said Karen Webber, a partner in the prestigious law firm Thompson, Wigdor & Gilly, which is preparing a federal lawsuit on Spence’s behalf. ‘They say he often called women bitches and used alcohol, and they describe his violent outbursts against Ms. Williams.’ Other women say they were victimized as well.”
For some reason I believe Nicole's story too. I've read many comments through out different blogs painting Nicole as an opportunist and the typical "Black women are golddiggers" conspiracty theories. SMH Hard at Wendy and her thugged out husband bringing their problems into the workplace. That's not a good look.

Sweet and Tangy.

By Honeygrip
I don't know about you, But Eddie Murphy is sending me signals. I hate to jump on the rumor bandwagon, But this nigga here...
It must be the Leroy from fame tank top. I just don't know! But nevertheless Eddie was celebrating his 50th birthday in Vegas last night. I'll stay positive, by saying he looks good for his age.

QUEEN!

((I couldn't help it))

BOOM Shaka Laka!!

By Honeygrip
I know people love to hate on Serena Williams (especially when she's rumored to be popping off with Common; and her ex is ATL cutie Jackie Long) I for one couldn't put my finger on what would possibly make her attractive to these guys...
No homo but DAYUMM!!!!
I think I get it now.

The family that gangs together....

By Honeygrip
Stays together!!!!
From Bossip:“On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares [thank gawd it's not one of US!] stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said. After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black [D'OH!], is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, [a source] said.
‘They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, [the mother] said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would ‘claim,’”

This is why I stay having seizures and convulsions from all my G-d damn head shaking!
SMH! SMH! SMH! SMH! SMH!
I need to go lay down...

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

By Honeygrip

Only R.Kelly could get this weekend started with a bang!
Peep the new promo pics of Kelz for god knows what?! I guess it's for the kids cause-You know the kids LOVE shiny things- But I for one have had enough of this fool. Please do not drool all over your keyboard and get shocked by licking your screen.I refuse to be held responsible. This nigga here.... SMH!

Oooh Child...

By Honeygrip
I have always thought of Kelis as a trendsettter; but what's wrong with this picture?? I mean can you youngins tell me-Is this cool? Have I really lost my sense of style? I don't get it. Kelis was spotted out in Hollywood after having dinner with friends the other night. Plaid and leopard?! ummm- okay!

Bitch Please...

By Honeygrip
Shhh, ya'll. I am whispering because apparently Solange doesn't know that no one care about her...I hate to break it to her but she is nothing but Beyonce's sister. Solange Paiget Knowles visited the UsWeekly offices today and kept her lips shut on the Bigga Conspiracy. They tried to grill her about the wedding, but she wasn't saying shit! USWeekly reports when asked:
Does Beyoncé like being married? "I have no idea!" she responded.
When complimented about the skirt she wore to the wedding, she only replied, "It was a cute dress."
Was it a fun night? "What night are you talking about?" she replied. "Friday? Hmm. Friday. I really don't [know]."

The nerve of her! If I was the USWeekly Execs I would have called security on this trick. Child, can't be serious. Nobody cares about you! Don't you know that--If you ain't a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem!

BOUT. DAMN. TIME.

Thanks to TMZ if you squint yo eyes you can clearly see that Usher V has finally surfaced! Usher and that damn Tameka took the baby out for a shopping spree. I hope this baby isn't aiding in a publicity stunt photo op for the purposes of drumming up interest in big daddy's album which should be dropping soon. I KNOW that's not th case...

I'm Back!!!

By Honeygrip
Ahh, I took a day off due to the slow news day. These ignorant azz fools haven't been up to much so I fell back. Since the Bigga wedding conspiracy and cover up is all people really want to talk about I really lost interest.
Speaking of Bigga, Rihanna got a new tatoo. *shruggs shoulders* Listen I don't care either. It looks stupid to me, but that is the kind of mess you can get away with in your youth. Besides it makes her look more like an alien. So it works.

Spanking New...

Usher premiered his video for "Make love in this club" Ft. Young Jeezy. Can't hate-the song is hot. What do you think of the video??

Sigh!

Ahh, the blessed miracle of pregnancy....

Man fuck dat bullshit. Pregnancy is HARD because it's BORING!!!! It feels like I'm doing a bid. My body is not my own. I can't think about nothing else and it's all anyone wants to talk to me about. I burp and fart every 3 minutes. I can't remember shit. I can't sleep on my stomach. I have to pee every 10 minutes!!! I'm horny as hell but I can't stand my dealer cause I just realized what an absolute idiot he is. *sniffles* I finally have titties and I can't enjoy them cause they hurt when you touch them. I can't fit my clothes, my feet swell. Then I see the bus when I leave work and I can't run to catch it cause my damn legs can't move fast anymore. *tears*And my doctor has put me on a no soda diet. [And you know how us "black people" LOVE our soda!] Talking about gain a pound a week. Dr. Nigga Please! I feel like a chicken sitting on an egg. And I'm not due until the first week in September which means that I have sacrificed my WHOLE Summer and WORST of all- I will be 9 months pregnant in the stifling, August in NYC heat!!!! Oh-And I DON'T KNOW THE SEX YET- SO PLEASE STOP ASKING ME AND TELLING ME WHAT YOU HOPE I HAVE CAUSE: 1) NOBODY ASKED YOU! 2) WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I HAVE THE OPPOSITE????!!!
I have mood swings galore and no patience for stupid people-wait a minute, I never had patience for them. I'm tired all the time and and I'm losing my ever loving mind!!! ARGH!!
I just needed to vent. Thank you.
signed- 21 more weeks to go...

Can I open my eyes now??

Thankfully or regretfully (you choose) I have no photos of the new happily wedded couple. But all news outlets are reporting a wedding did indeed take place on Friday as earlier speculated. Even though the Carters have neglected to confirm that they did the deed. Oh well, no matter- I'm just glad it's over. Now can we just go a week without hearing from these two?? Especially since they won't say anything... jeez!

While we wait on Bigga...

I'm on the move folks. It's FRIDAY! I got sleep to catch up on. But before I head home I thought I would give you some comedy to get you through the rest of your night. 50 Cent and his baby momma Shaniqua Tompkins were out in force today at a Long Island Court. 50 is trying to evict his BM from his Long Island mansion. But that's not what I care about. Please view this video, from the international press. [DAMN THEM!] They had me chuckling up a storm with the Benny Hill music. SMH at 50's arrogant ass.

Jayzus reigns supreme...

Jay-z celebrated his "alleged" last days of bachelordom on Wednesday night with a private party at a Toronto hotspot called Lobby. Onlookers said he was all smiles and shared shots with his large entourage. One onlooker commented: "It looked like a bachelor party because soon the doors were closed to all but the immediate guests. Jay-Z was laughing and happy and talking to everyone around him. It was amazing how many girls were flirting with him, but he was just being nice to everyone."

Jay has alot of stuff to celebrate this week. His "alleged" marriage pending and his superstar/super buck deal with touring giant Live Nation.

NY Post is reporting that insiders are blasting the proposed $150 million dollar mega deal as excessive and warned that the company would most likely have to go deeper into debt to finance any other deals with other big name artists.

The deal one-ups the $120 million the company forked over last year for the rights to Madonna, and comes just days after it locked up the touring rights to superstar rockers U2 for the next 12 years for a reported $70 million.

However critics of the deal point out that Live Nation will have to wait to start making money from much of its investment. Jay still owes Universal one more album and his publishing deal with EMI won't be over for another 2 years among other troubles.

I'm sure it doesn't matter to Jay one damn bit. He got his money upfront. Beyonce's lace front and dress for today probably ate up a large portion of that.

4 Minutes of what?

I LOVE Madonna and Lawd knows I HEART Justin bad. But I'm not sure how I feel about this joint venture from the two together. The song is just blah (especially for a Timbaland production) But Madonna (who is the same age as my mother) looks fantastic and moves like nobody's business. Unless they did the old Flashdance stunt and threw a wig on some guy who could move his body in heels like that. *You never know*

Bring your daughter to work day....

And we wonder why each generation is as lost as the one before it. SMH HARD!

I saw this video on Urbanblogger.com. Pure comedy courtesy of Crunk & Disorderly.

Please watch this video and let me know what you think!

Not Again....

PerezHilton.com is reporting that Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow's Terminal 5 on Thursday for "physically and verbally assaulting staff." OK, now isn't it time she get her ass kicked- I'm just saying.
It appears that after Naomi could not find one of her three carry on bags [Thought you could only carry on 2 bags, uh? me too- But we ain't Naomi]- she flew into her legendary rage when the staff was not as helpful as she required them to be.
NOTE To Naomi: You are not the only person on this planet and has my momma used to tell me the world does not revolve around YOU! This ish is getting realll old, you fool-so give it up!

Campbell was tossed from a British Airlines flight after she got all diva and started causing a commotion. The airport police were called to escort Campbell out of the airport. At that point, she REALLY lost it and attacked (and allegedly SPIT ON) one of the officers.

I am so tired of these tired ass celebrities who are supposed to be excused for bad behavior simply because they "Live a different life" from the rest of us. BITCH PLEASE!

The Countdown begins...

By Honeygrip

Word from Reliable sources' reliables sources is that Bigga will be married somewhere in NYC on April 4th. Yup, that's right this Friday. I don't care if this is true or not, all I know is whatever happens on Friday can these two go away, after that?? I mean just for a little while seriously- ya'll been together for a long ass time, first ya'll were just friends (refusing to acknowledge the relationship) then ya'll were just weird (refusing to not acknowledge it) at this point it's nobody's business and I am tired of hearing talk about it, ya digg? Bigga watch begins!

Nigga, NO!

By Honeygrip
I LOVE Kanye West. I really do! But when my co-worker sent me the link to this site I was convinced that it was a joke. Sadly, I see it was not. Is this his attempt at "helping" to enable his fans to have complete access to him by booking travel anywhere in the world to get to his shows?? sideeye! I'm all for creating and supporting the "Brand Name" but C'mon man! I mean I toured the site and this looks like any other travel booking site with the Kanye graphics all over it. Nigga Please! Don't you have enough money?! Daaammmnn...
If Kanye really wanted to enable his fans to have total access why not give us a discount on tickets and a free Greyhound Bus voucher. I'll take that.

But hey- If you're interested [Gulliable] check it out for your self www.kanyetravel.com

I need me one of these...

By Honeygrip
I have a love/hate relationship with this child. I saw this photo over at Bossip and sighed to myself. Even the dog looks cute. And I am NOT a dog person. I really love when people put together outfits that are supposed to look thrown together. Bitch ain't foolin' nobody- we know that ish was well calculated. Any hoo Rihanna looks HAUTE while chilling out in Hollywood. I have one question though about her best friend from high school/personal assistant carrying her purse... Could YOU do that job? I mean that's seems alittle awkward- doesn't it?
*just asking*

What day is it??!

I'm cranky today, don't ask me why. People have been tapping on my last available incaseof emergencypleasebreakglass nerve ALL DAY. So I wasn't surprised to see that People Magazine is reporting that these two; Jayzus and Beyonce went somewhere in Scarsdale Village, NY today and filed for a marriage license which is valid for 60 days. *yawn* I'm sorry but these two are so annoying that they bore me to tears at this point. And haven't we heard these rumors before again & again. Plus it's shady as hell given today's date... Im just saying...
Whatev, we shall see, now leave me alone. BYE!