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Monday, June 15, 2009

I wish I was broke :(

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By Honeygrip

Poor Kelis, in the midst of the divorce that is happening in the midst of the last stages of her pregnancy. Kelis is setting the stage for what will be the biggest hip hop battle of Nas' career. It seems the future, former Mrs. Jones is running out of Milk (shake) money.

Kelis wants spousal support, child support, 50% of medical expenses, $20,000 for supplies for their unborn baby and another $3,500 for a baby nurse.
Kelis also claims, *in whiny cunt voice*:

"There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches...such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard." Kelis went on to moan, "My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid."

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