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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Eminem Vs. Bruno



In case you missed this one. Your co-workers will be talking about this one tomorrow, For sure.

More Photos Leaked...

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Too bad things went so horribly wrong. They really were a cute couple.

Anyhoo. The hacker that stole those nude pics & these above wants you to know it was him and not Chris Brown. You can read all about it here.


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Shiny New: Jeremih




This is what your children are listening to. "Birthday Sex"

Kimora is in Labor...

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She released the info through her twitter page. She is preparing to give birth to her baby boy with her new 'Hubby' Djimon.
Congrats to the happy couple. :)


Friday, May 29, 2009

Morgan loves Lady Gaga



This is what happens when you spend all your time with your kids...

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Love Birds...

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Will be reunited on June 22nd, as Rihanna has been subpoened and ordered to appear at Chris Brown's preliminary hearing.

Shiny New: The Dream ft. Kanye West


Kanye was pissed the "unofficial" version of "Paranoid" hit the net yesterday, meanwhile he's satisfied with this corny ass video for "Walking on the Moon"? SMH!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

RHONJ: DANIELLE'S Secret Exposed!

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As you will learn next week on the 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' Danielle's secret has to do with a book entitled "Cop Without A Badge". It's about Kevin Maher, a criminal turned informant for the New York Police Department and the FBI. Back then, Danielle apparently went by the name of Beverly Merrill. And Miss Beverly was a coke whore who was also a stripper. But WAIT there's more!

Before hooking up with her, Kevin was warned that Beverly was bad news. Beverly was arrested for extortion, kidnapping and possession. Beverly got caught up in the kidnapping of some rich kid who owed a drug dealer a bunch of cash.

Eventually, Kevin left his wife and stepson for Beverly. Kevin even got so jealous one time that he stuck a gun in one of her other boyfriend's crotch outside of a Bennigan's. DEAD!

They later broke up and when Kevin last saw her in 1992 she was a "professional dancer" at a place called Shakers in Carlstadt, NJ. The Drama has only begun!!! LOL!!!!

Shiny New: Kanye West



"Paranoid" starring girl of the moment Rihanna...

Drake & Teyana are friends...

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Drake has been everywhere but not to worry though, Teyana said earlier today that they were 'just friends'

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Chris Brown has something to say...

Don Juan or Deatbeat?


Meet Desmond Hatchett. Desmond is 29 years old and has fathered 21 children with at least 11 different women. Poor Desmond is having a hard time making ends meet with all that responsibility and a job that only pays minimum wage...

About The Emperor's Clothes...

I was talking to some friends recently about the importance of believing in yourself enough to set your mission to obtain your goals into motion. You have to envision yourself where you want to be in order to actually get there...

For instance, let's take so-called 'Billionairess' Taysha Smith Valez, oh, you never heard of her? Well, for shame- because the YBF expects you to believe that TSV, is a 27 year old, self made Billionaire. They want you to believe it so much so they posted this piece on her yesterday.

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THE YBF reports:

"Rocking the new Hermes Fall 2009 riding leggings and Rena Yip alligator green soled pumps I see. And that pink vintage Birkin bag will make you want to cut a chick.."

What is extra funny about this post, was that I knew Taysha many years ago. So I checked in with some of my sources related to Ms.Valez and I found out that she had written a couple of books "Young, Black and Schizophrenic" and "Young Black Millionairess" in her teens (both books, that you can only purchase online) and started an ultra-exclusive Make up & Skin Care line under the corporate umbrella name of H Couture Beauty. Check out the website. (Interesting, right?lol.)

Now, I'm not saying Taysha doesn't have ANY money. I'm saying, a 27 year old, black female socialite BILLIONAIRE would be more well known then a couple of rinky-dink, fakeout websites and the YBF. But let me not be a hater :)

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Anyhoo, after careful research I found that the "Rena Yip Alligator green soled pumps" that are custom made & cannot be purchased in any store are made by a company that she owns. It seems that the YBF piece was nothing more that a great publicist's press release about someone who's trying to become famous. And let's not hate folks, if it were not for Highpowered, legendary publicist Elliot Mintz (selling his soul to Page Six) there would never have been a Paris Hilton. I think what we do have here is a case of the "Fake it til you make it." If I'm wrong, please let me know.

I have a feeling that we will be seeing much more of Ms. Taysha Smith Valez.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Shiny New: BeYAWNce

Ego.

This song is so cute. Unfortunately, there must not be any edgy, innovative artists out right now, for Beyonce to bite off of. This video looks like she bit off herself. SMH!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I need a publicist!

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Do Rihanna & Drake have the same publicist? If so, they are a beast!

Drake's name is everywhere & his song in the new 'Flavor in ya hear' for New York's Hip Hop Stations. Page Six is now reporting that Rihanna & Drake are doing something. Mean while over at my haunt, "3 DIFFERENT WOMEN" sent in stories about recent encounters with him, and wouldn't you know?? He's the best they ever had?!?!

Yep, It's going to be ugly...

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No not their baby. Their Divorce!

A source told TMZ:

"Nas, one of the biggest and richest rappers around, does not want to pay his estranged, pregnant wife, Kelis, a penny in spousal support.
Kelis filed for divorce April 30. She’s weeks from giving birth and unable to work, but no matter to Nas — he’s filed his response to the divorce, asking the judge to deny her the spousal support she’s seeking. For bad measure, he also wants her to pay her own lawyer’s fees.
Nas and Kelis both want joint custody of their unborn child."


While my close "personal" source was poignantly candid: "These two have been falling apart for a while, they are both very jealous (& suspicious) of each other. Both of them got caught up in a game of 'He/She is cheating, so I'm going to cheat too!' they're BOTH as stubborn as hell."

I hope they pull it together in some shape or form so their new baby boy won't suffer.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Poor Rihanna...

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Shia Lebeouf recently revealed to Playboy Magazine what people had suspected. He talked about the rumor from a few years ago about dating Rihanna. He told Playboy:

“(I was) filming a sword fight when I got the (text) message. I said to myself, ‘Can this be my life?’ It never got beyond one date. The spark wasn’t there. We weren’t passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends"

It's a shame for Rihanna that the passion wasn't there; she may have missed out on an impressive experience...click here to read all about it.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Congrats to Chrisette Michelle...

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Chrisette beat out Ciara after all. Not a good look for Ciara, but oh well. Chrisette sold a whopping 83,000 copies in the first week. I am loving the first single anyway, it's motivational :)

Like I said...

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I know I have been missing the past couple of days (a wonky power cord & a near mental breakdown is to blame) anyhoo, I wasn't shocked when these photos of Alicia Keys & her man Swizz Beatz showed up on the internet. I just got finished touching on this, this past weekend.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

If you're following Kanye on Twitter...

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It's a FAKE. Kanye took to his blog to make an EMOTIONAL plea, in true Kanye form. (What happened to him working on his ego??) Anyhoo- I reposted his words below, and I took the liberty of highlighting them in PINK. I thought you would like it. :) :

“(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

Lala was at the game, but she wasn't playing...

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Lala Vazquez went to watch her fiancee Carmelo Anthony & the Denver Nuggets play the Dallas Mavericks last night and the game got way beyond hostile. The Dallas fans were so disrespectful to members of the Nuggets player's families, that the shit nearly came to fisticuffs.

Some random woman started with Lala and a male friend and even took to throwing stuff. When Lala got loud and ready to kick ass, SHE was politely escorted out of the arena... SMDH!

Not at all Charming...

Amber Rose has got the Blueprint...

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Amber Rose should teach a class. She posted this photo earlier on twitter. If you can tell that's Madonna's hand on her ass and her man Kanye by her side. You can hate all you want but I say don't knock her hustle. You never know, it just might be true love...

Monday, May 11, 2009

Lil Wayne & Lauren London preggers?!

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Both Freddy-O and the YBF are reporting that Lauren London is at least 5 months pregnant and that Lauren is taking some time off to have the baby. I would hate to think that Lauren would want to put her career on hold to have a baby by Lil Weezy as he just had a baby last year with an Ohio woman and he's been romantically linked to Nivea, Lauren & even his ex wife Antonia, all in the last year.

It's time someone introduce Weezy's ass to some male contraceptives. SMH!


Love is strange...

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But Rich people are just weird. How else can you explain Seal & Heidi Klum's 'White Trash' themed 2nd wedding this past weekend? Heidi, who is pregnant with the couple's third child wore white with cornrows, while Seal sported a mullet. They were married by a kooky Elvis impersonator (which I admit, I would do).

Heidi must be in love for real, because she stays pregnant, either that or she's batshit crazy...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Comment Section is important!

The Comment section of a well trafficked blog is sometimes more interesting than what's on the blogs front pages. Take for instance, my last visit over to Tales from a Groupie. While reading over a hilarious story about an encounter with Cash Money's Brian "Baby" Williams. While the story was entertaining; the comments section was way more informative.

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I picked up a gem I never heard before, when the groupie revealed:

I tried to call him since then but he changed his cell number. Out of 5 stars he gets a 2.2! I can't lie though, I would let him fuck again just to enjoy the perks of being a cash money affiliate, thats it. The dick was trash! No wonder Kimora left him for Dijmon!

Commenters came out of the woodworks to confirm this info. So you don't have to lurk here feel free to comment. Let's start spilling the tea!

Swizz ready to go public with Alicia Keys??

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It seems that Swizz & Alicia have kept their relationship on the low for too long. Swizz was promoting his verse on the Drake's remix of "You the best" on his bubble tweet and kissed the hand of his lady friend who was on the side off camera. But more important then that is what he's saying on the verse. Rhymes with Snitch reports:

Ok, so remember last year when Alicia Keys started dating married [with a kid] music producer Swizz Beats and threw that birthday party for him at the Guggenheim and all hell broke lose between him and his wife? [click here, here, and here if you don't] Well, Swizz just laced a track for Drake. You know, 'Wheelchair Jimmy' from DeGrassi Jr. High? He's a rapper now. Anyway, on Swizzy's verse he says:

Wake up in the morning and my baby cooked me breakfast.
Ass naked wearing nothing on, but a necklace.
yeah she be shining on ya.
She be gleamin on ya.
She be SINGING on ya.
I know you love her don’t ya.
And we be travellin our ass off.
You can see the proof it’s all in our passports.
Yeah, she say she wanna treat me like a king
I get big gifts the money aint a damn thing
She gave me a PARTY AT THE GUGGENHEIM
Y’all should’ve seen them haters they lost their mind
only God can judge me
What’s next? The Ring? the baby? She really loves me!”

These two have been going on for a while. I remember when my dealer told me about a 'source' of his who spotted the two out getting hot & heavy at a restaurant in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Well his bubble tweet on Kyte has been removed since the lurking ass haters went nuts with negative comments about him & Alicia. Nevertheless hear the track below.





Ciara is selling it...


This weekend Ciara fired up the SNL stage performing "Love, Sex & Magic" with an electrifying Justin Timberlake on the keyboard behind her and "Never Ever".Both performances had me searching my pockets for dollar bills, they were that good.

I hope she wins this week's sales battle. Last I heard, she and Chrisette Michelle were neck & neck. Which could be kind of a downer for Ciara & her camp, with performances like that. I mean really, picture Chrisette doing all that...

Happy Mother's Day.





Saturday, May 9, 2009

Jojo got popped by Po-po...

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Rev Run's teenage son Joseph "Jo-Jo" Simmons was arrested last night for Marijuana possesion.
TMZ reports:

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the 19-year old was seen allegedly buying the marijuana and rolling a joint while sitting in a car on Manhattan's Upper West Side. We're told he tried to get away by throwing his car into reverse, and nearly backed into the officer's car."

Friday, May 8, 2009

Naked photos are the new Black...

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Dizzy Broads!
First Cassie, now Rihanna, I almost feel obligated to take some nude flicks...
The Rumor is that these may have come from a certain ex-boyfriend...hmmm.

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Bitches need to get it together.

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And fast too, the bloggers are a buzz that these pictures are the work of some hackers who have been trying to sell these photos for the longest. Both Miss Info and Necole Bitchie had dropped hints that there are more celebs nudes to be seen. J.Lo (who notoriously took naked pictures for boyfriends P.Diddy, Ben Affleck, and the first husband) , Christina Milian and Jamie Foxx (whom BTW-I've heard interesting things about to say the least.) but we shall see.

"I thought I told you to die..."

When I saw this commercial on Wednesday night for the MTV Movie Awards, I almost pissed myself laughing. So I tweeted the perfect one liner, no one got it. Which made it all the more hysterical.

Who's Alfamega??



Don't know. Don't rightly care, but he's been dropped from T.I.'s Grand Hustle label, for being a government informant. Oh well.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Irv dumped Ashanti...

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It's about damn time. Irv anounced that Ashanti has been dropped from "The INC".

I'm sure Ashanti could care less since she wanted out of her contract since Irv's arrest a few years ago. But Irv explains his decision below.







Killing Dem Hoes

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I may not get every thing she puts together, but good Lawd! Can anyone touch Rihanna's style game??

Keri's cute. Beyonce's polished and Ciara is just...okay, But Rihanna is Hawt Couture & cutting edge. She's tearing up NYC and all her looks are ions above her competition.

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She is taking over Manhattan, word is she is hunting for her NY lair...

Whoops...

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Somehow Cassie's computer was hacked into and her private (& pierced)topless photos got leaked all over the internet today...She tweeted about her unfortunate incident.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE-
If you're a disgusting pervert click here.


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Who could do such a thing?

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Especially now, when she's about to promote her long awaited album...*eyerolls*

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Russell's open letter to his Babies' Momma....

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To all the fathers out there, it’s almost Mother’s Day, so you better start thinking about doing the right thing…Flowers, dinner, breakfast in bed, tuition, something special…
Everyone knows Kimora Lee Simmons as a fashion model, author, the genius behind Baby Phat, President and creative director for Phat Fashions, philanthropist, reality televison star, talk show host,
top model judge…the list goes on and on. To me, she has been my partner, best friend, consultant, confidant and basically the greatest mother I could ever hope for, for my daughters. I feel so blessed to continue to have such a great personal and professional relationship with her. Every time I spend time with our girls, I credit her for giving them their manners, thoughtfulness, intelligence, beauty and kindness.

A lot of you fathers, if you look deeply inside of yourself, you will find the
support system in your baby’s mama, that allows you the freedom to sleep at night. Even though you are partly disconnected from the daily process of raising your children, you can trust that she’s getting the job done. So celebrate your baby’s mama, as I do! I know damn well, I’m grateful for my babies’ mama.
Happy Mother’s Day Kimora! You are loved, appreciated and celebrated!

All my love,


Russell

That's definitely a dope sentiment. I hope all you guys out there follow suit.

Oh Shia!

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I visited one of my favorite websites today Backstagepazz (aka Tales from a Groupie) and was utterly intrigued by this story about Shia Lebeouf. Who has been rumored to have briefly dated Rihanna.

I had to pass it along to you. Enjoy! Oh and BTW- He's going on my list ;)

How did you meet Shia?
I met him at a not so well known bar in LA back before, well when he was starting to become, a movie star. It was not a celeb hot spot, and me and some of my girls decided to go out for some drinks. Never would I think this guy would be here. It was like RIGHT before that movie Disturbia came out. I was at the bar and he was there with some of his boys. We had some eye contact and when I went to the bar, that's when he came up to me. We talked for awhile, and decided to make out. He is a AMAZING kisser. I've never been kissed that good in my life! Let me tell you, for a white boy, they dude has some serious SWAGGA and beautiful eyes. He's got the charisma flowing through his veins. So he asked me to go back to his place with him. Of course I said yes.

How was he?
We went back to his place and talked for awhile. We smoked some weed and drank some beers and he told me about how he broke up with his long time girlfriend, not that I really cared. At the bar we were at a booth and he kept lowly tellin' me stuff in my ear, like how hot I was and how he wanted me. It was really hot. I had a cheesin' smile on my face the whole night. We chated some more then started making out. He has got the best tongue I've ever experienced. The first thing he did was go down on me. Also, his dick he had a nice thick head. Hit it in all the right places. He loves when you play with his balls. And he likes when you tug on his hair. He will go nose deep, and he's got expert tongue, it is heaven. He had me going all over his face not soon after. The boy knows how to work the tongue I promise you that! Then I took his clothes off. Ladies, he has the best dick I have ever seen. Not only long but thick too! He knew what to do with it. I gave him head for awhile but he said he needed it and we fucked for like, 2 hours. It was seriously the best sex I ever had. He knew exactly what he was doin' and knew where to hit the right spot. He's kinky, it turned me on so much. We switched positions a few times, he was pullin' my hair makin' me scream his name. He's really dirty. He loves to hear what he's doing right and how much you like it. So hot.

Are you still in contact?
I slept at his place. He offered to drive me home the next morning but I got one of my girls to pick me up at his place. He was very sweet, even though we both knew it was a one night stand. We both exchanged numbers but I've never called him, and he never called me.Would you do it again?In a second. He's the only white boy I've ever slept with who I've been satisfied with. He was amazing. 5/5 stars from me.

Do you consider yourself a groupie?
Hell no! He's the only celebrity I've ever slept with, and I don't regret it at all!

The Return of the Sneaker Pump...

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Hey Fashionistas,
Are you ready for the return of the Sneaker pump? Without aging myself I can say that I've already seen sneaker pumps twice in my lifetime. Early 1990's Sam & Libby sneaker shoes and the early 2000's Marc Jacobs pumps (that I still have in my archives). Then of course there were the Manolo versions as well. But get ready for another go round as it seems that the sneaker pump will be a staple in any true trend setter's waredrobe this season.

Rihanna takes Manhattan...

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Rihanna hit the streets after her crazy azz tuxedo at the Costume Gala. I love the earrings connected from earlobe to earlobe but the holey leggings & the cut off shorts. Your thoughts??

Monday, May 4, 2009

Real Life 'Pretty Woman'...

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Kanye is Edward Lewis! And Amber Rose is the new 'Vivian'. I don't know about you, but this is definitely a fantasy come true. For every woman who ever watched 'Pretty Woman' and sighed at the end when Edward pulls up in the limo. This is it. Amber looks painfully nervous, but it's got to be surreal.

Work it bitch!

GRiP This: Hit or Miss?

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Is Rihanna Avant Garde or Avant GONE! Did she really go to tonight's “Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at the Met like this??

Is this a PASS or an EPIC FAIL.

Do you want to work for Diddy?

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Now that recessions hit. If you really need a job click here.

What's wrong with this picture, Foxy?

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I was just asking an industry friend the other day to explain to me why this chick can't pull it together. Last year, after her release from jail there was talk of an upcoming album & a reality show in the works. But here we are today, with the same Foxy (or maybe even worse). :(

Inga, was hanging out in the ATL with party promoter Alex Gidewon, Manny Halley (Keyshia Cole's manager), Polow da Don and others at AG Entertainment's Secret Society Thursdays. A weekly party held at an exclusive location in the A. Sandra Rose claims that Foxy, may indeed be on the come up, she's taking meetings with execs over at Grand Hustle (Home of T.I.).

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Shiny New: Latoya Jackson...


I mean Lil Kim featuring Charlie Wilson & T-Pain "Download. "

I reallly sincerly hope Kim goes someplace with this album. But the Acer Laptop and the subliminal ad for Nuvo is killing me...

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Side Bar

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Jay also took time out to catch up with his close friend Larry Johnson during his partying while in Vegas.

What happens in Vegas...

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Follow the woman in the polkadot dress, she's everywhere. Word has it that Vegas was the place to be last night for the Pacquiao fight. Both Diddy (w/Cassie) & Jay-Z had a ball.

Old Girl in the Polka Dots was definitely campaining. lol.

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

A different side of Beyonce.

My number one complaint about Beyonce is that she doesn't seem real. I was discussing her the other day with someone and was chatised for calling her a robot. (Beybot- was the exact term, But I digress). Any hoo, I saw this video over at Bossip, and I couldn't help but feel like Beyonce seemed like a real regular chick running late to her movie premiere but still trying to be nice.

You could tell these kids were getting on her nerves too, but she disguised it well. *Kudos to that*

(See I can say something nice about her:))

Friday, May 1, 2009

If you need me on Monday night.

I will be watching this shit again. Where will you be?
VH1, Monday at 10:00 pm.

Do you know what today is?

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Well it isn't actually today. More like April 19th. But no matter, the other night in Vegas the Cannons (or should that read: the Careys) celebrated their 1-year anniversary at Las Vegas' Moon nightclub. The couple watched a loving video montage of their first year together which must have induced the waterworks in my favorite glittery sausage.

Congrats to the happy couple.