EarthQuake!!!

Judge Judy is bad, but even she knows when to hit the deck. California experienced a earthquake yesterday. Watch this video to peep JJ's fancy, fleeing footwork!

The more things CHANGE...

The fuckery you are about to see is 100% real.

Disney released a trailer for a new movie coming out Xmas 2009 called "The Princess and the frog". I guess they are trying to show us how far we've come with a Black heroine. That's really great. But can they explain that fucking FIREFLY!!!

And like that she was gone...

By Honeygrip
Amy Winehouse was released from the hospital in a hurry this morning. Her 'bad reaction' to 'medication' forced her to stay overnight but once the sun rose and the new day started; Wino realized there was crack rocks out there left unsmoked and grabbed her trash bagged belongings with the help of a bodyguard. SMH HARD at this bitch...

Ring the alarm!

By Honeygrip
Jayzus was caught out and about wearing his wedding ring recently- How cute?!

I don't know what the big deal is about not acknowledging the "marriage" and all. But a 38 year old black man actually wearing his wedding ring is always a good look.

Losers never quit!

By Honeygrip
Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this evening. But it really doesn't matter now does it. She wasn't close enough to death to make this a real story or for her to be ready to give up her love of all things drugs. I'm just mentioning it cause this picture is so fucking HOT!

Virgina is for Lovers.

By Honeygrip
Lovers and their entourages!
Chrihanna bought took a romantic tour of the DMV this weekend visiting some of Chris' kinfolk and lounging around in Ocean City Maryland. Miss Dead Eyes looks alittle annoyed but they still make a cute couple.

I'm on a mission....

By Honeygrip
TO Gross you out today... I hope you can take it. :) Let's start shall we?!
Whitney and Ray J. gave the photogs a taste of their love this weekend. It's funny but the taste smells through the screen doesn't it? I don't even want to know. The couple of use your own adjective were out this weekend in in LA hitting the party scene and not trying to keep there hands off each other. I ain't mad at Whitney for getting some of that young love. But I am certainly concerned for Ray J...

Shiny New: Danity Kane

Danity Kane featuring Missy Elliott -Bad Girl

Jay-z gives good advice.

By Honeygrip

It seems like Jay-Z has been promoting grown man business for the past 12 years...
All any young, black man needs to suceed in business is a copy of Reasonable Doubt and Streets is Watching.
So when Jay-Z speaks- the kids listen...

Case in point-button ups!
Now Jay is offering a smart perspective on the harmful concept of "keeping it hood." He says:

‘I think it’s more important for me to be in touch with who I am than in touch with the streets, per se,’ he says. ‘Being in touch with the streets, keeping it real, that’s become a lie and a cliche. I’m not hanging on the corner in the Bed-Stuy. I hate it when rappers say, “I’m keeping it ‘hood.” I’m like, “Why? What do you mean? No one’s there by choice! You’re in the hood, by choice?”‘

Oh, Jay I concur...

JUST what the world needs...

By Honeygrip
I guess it was meant for me to get stuck in a train station today so that I could see this...
An ad for what turns out to be the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen. It's called BETTY. It comes in all different colors- it's the first hair color treatment designed specifically for the hair down there!
Who thinks of this crap? And then to sell it for $19.99! What dramatic cunt needs a little color to spice up her nether region...DAYUM. That's some real vanity right there.
I don't even know whats going on down there with mines-cause I haven't seen it in about 5 months. But for those of you who are interested BETTY comes in all colors, visit the website and let me know if you try it out! http://www.bettybeauty.com/

If you say so...

By Honeygrip

This one is funny because I just saw this hoe strolling down 5th this afternoon. I don't believe it, But then again with Diddy, I wouldn't be surprised...

Star magazine is reporting that the dad of six is said to have proposed to his girlfriend, singer Cassandra "Cassie" Ventura.
A source tells the mag, "He told everyone to keep it extremely quiet because he didn't want it to get out, but you could tell he was excited."
They add, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first."
Diddy met Cassie after signing her up to his label in 2006. She's also 17 years younger than him.

Not for nothing folks- but Cassie is gorgeous in person. Why would this 21 year old want to be caught dead getting married to Diddy?! Even the cash ain't enough. Everyone has had a piece of him or the opportunity to get a piece. I would feel like a laughingstock---When is the last time Diddy really made someone hotter... Oh well. I can't even say 'Poor Kim.' This one is too ridiculous.

Reggie, Are you done yet?!

By Honeygrip
I was quite suprised when Reggie Bush decided to take his fling with Kim Kardashian to front street. From very early on the snickers of "sucker" grew to shouts. But I guess we have to admire Reggie right? I mean- he took a amatuer pornstar starfucker that numerous industry dudes have ran through and wifed her... We should really give the guy a break!
Shanna Moakler needs to understand this- seeing as that's what her ex-hubby did...
Instead Shanna told The Dirty :"I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!" White girl stop!
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn't so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, "Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a whore!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!'"

Clearly Shanna, the boy don't care...SMH!

Shiny New: Rihanna

Rihanna - Disturbia clip video ( New)

I can't. Disturbia- Rihanna, that's it.

There really is something in the air.

By Honeygrip
Dress warmer kids! It appears this pregnancy epidemic ain't slowing down for shit. Pharrell and some model chick are the latest victims to be infected. NY Post reports:
"PHARRELL Williams is about to become a daddy. The lead singer of N.E.R.D. and Neptunes producer has impregnated a model type he met with friends in Miami this year. The unidentified woman "is very pregnant and travels with him. She hangs out with the backstage crew when he performs," said a friend. "Pharrell is extremely private and won't release any details." A rep declined to comment.
Maybe he is keeping her identity quiet because he doesn't know it?! Just Kidding! Congrats.

One Step Closer...

By Honeygrip
I was glad to see this picture of Halle Berry and her baby girl Nahla today. Even from behind I can tell she is adorable. Especially her baby feet. Awww! This picture got me all excited as I enter the last 6 weeks of my pregnancy. I'm one step closer to getting this crumbsnactha out! YES!

Ya'll got to stop...

By Honeygrip

This donkey shit must end. Ok, I'll give it to you. Your body is tight, and hey maybe in the dark ass club this would be cool. But WHY WOULD YOU WALK THE RED CARPET?! and haven't you heard of CONCEALER?! Dayum- no wonder this chick always takes pictures from behind...

Deelishis made her rounds at some fuckery in Miami and she was straight serious with this look. I guess she has no friends or handlers, huh? Even a hating ass friend would have said something.

Yep, The end is near...

By Honeygrip
Britney Spears out in public looking half way decent?! Yeah looks like the end is definitely near for me. I just hope with 6 weeks left of pregnancy- that's the end we're talking about.

So Happy--together?

By Honeygrip
Ahh Rumors, the funny thing about them is they always start somewhere...
Like the one about these two nearing the end of their affair. Nas & Kelis are one of my favorite couples. Well at least they put those rumors to rest by appearing out in public together. I mean look how happy they look right...:/

Going out with a bang!

By Honeygrip

Me & my son Nick headed out to the movies last night to watch "The Dark Knight" we both loved it for totally different reasons. I for one, loved the 1990 Batman, with Jack Nicholson as he Joker. But no one could deny the mesmerizing performance of Heath Ledger as a totally evil criminal mastermind a.k.a. the Joker.

The movie is already setting box-office records and it's only Saturday!

And I'm sure that Ledger will be nominated for a posthumous Oscar among all the other raving reviews he's already received.

Some stories I just don't Cover.

By Honeygrip
Cause they just aren't funny. And mostly because I hate to cover the same thing twice... or three times... or four...!

But This NIGGA HERE...
DMX was arrested AGAIN! Yes, today is July 18 and Yes he was just arrested on July 2, June 27, June 23, May 9 and May 7 of this year. Apparently, he was arrested this time for identity theft. I can't and I won't even bother....

I'm too old...

Strangest Places

To appreciate this fuckery right here. I'm so old in fact, that I am going to sit and worry about this generation...

Shiny New: Alicia Keys

Check out Alicia Keys new video for Superwoman. With a special cameo appearance by Jada Pinkett-Smith...

Honor thy Father...

By Honeygrip

Please don't tell me the old addage is true. That sons look like their mothers and daughters look like their daddies. This causes me some dismay! Especially after I took a gander and Jamie Lynn Spears daughter Maddie.

And now looking at Jessica Alba's 1.5 million dollar baby girl Honor Marie Warren- I'm convinced that Cash (her daddy) did all the work! I am losing hope ya'll. How can I make this face attractive in a feminine version??

Get on with it man...

I'm trying to keep my wits about me. Don't be surprised if you hear that I had a near fatal breakdown at work. I have 6 weeks left officially. And the way I look at it is that's about how much time I waited for my lousy stimulus check, or the length of time it would take to have a cast removed from a broken limb. Every morning when I get out of bed to get ready for work I say a little prayer to CLAUDE!

I ask him in quiet thought to eiter :
a) give me the strength to make it through this day.
b) delight me with the sound of a water bag breaking....

Call Mayor Bloomberg!

By Honeygrip

Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France held a press conference today to confirm that Brangelina DID in fact give birth to her twins there yesterday. Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were born via c-section... not only did the Mayor confirm their birth he even brought out the birth certificates as proof to the public!

DON'T YOU DARE!!!

By Honeygrip
NOT ON MY BLOG YOU WON'T!
Don't even side-eye this photo and Don't even think about saying anything in the comments, thank you! Not here (not while I am still pregnant- I will not have it.)

Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy(whatshisface/whogivesafuck?) pimped out their baby girl Maddie Briann in OK! magazine for a way too high sum of money... All I will say is that Maddie looks like her daddy...
I SAID NO!!

Stay Focused...

By Honeygrip
ON THE FACE DAMMIT!
That's Toccara... I know!! Look just try to take 3/4 of your hand to cover the lower half of this picture. Can you see it now??? I KNOW! Big ups (no pun intended) to Toccara who was featured in the now legendary "ALL BLACK ISSUE" of Italian Vogue... That's an excellent look for her... The shoot--that is...

Stars and their...er...kids?!

By Honeygrip
Before I start this post let me state for the record that I am still VERY pregnant so I will refrain from any greasy comments about people's churl'dren.
Anyhoo- Usher unveiled his adorable baby boy Usher V in Essence magazine. This photo looks alittle shopped to me but I digress.

J.LO was spotted in Italy with her 4 month old twins...

By Honeygrip

and in other news. Both Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban delivered a baby girl named Sunday on Monday-the same day that Matthew McConaughey and his girl toy had a baby boy...

Now I swear that both these last 2 bitches just announced their pregancy 2 months ago and somehow they have both delivered before me?! Me no likey!
Anyway congrats to all...

You Niccas are Fuvkin with me...

By Honeygrip
Leave it to these fools to let Jay-Z really believe he's Jayzus. I BLAME YOU! I was just having a conversation with my Uncle over the holiday weekend at a family bbq, about just such fuckery! He (who had spent almost 8 years in the pen) was telling me how sorry he is for the young ladies of the world today. He said these dudes out here are a faggy, fucking abomination! ... and then they are wanna be gangstas to boot. Just confused...(his words, not mine) He said they wear the tight jeans and they are down right "TOO Sexy" side eye my uncle I know. But he had a point...
*clasps hands*Lord please don't let this shit here be a trend...

Shiny New: Lil Wayne

The hardest song of the summer with the most lackluster video I have ever seen. This one ain't even artistic... damn!

Lil Wayne 'A Milli'

Bigger Budget than "A milli"

[By Honeygrip]
Lil Wayne inspired me to make a video of me doing bull shit. I call this masterpiece: "Yes, I was just that bored" Wanna see it? here it goes. Crumbsnatcha poppin and locking...

It's only fair...

Today is July 4th. and I sure alot of you are headed to some body's cookout. So I thought why not send you off with my favorite Glittery sausage....

Plus I haven't had a Shiny New video post in a few...

Shiny New Mariah Carey-"I'll be loving U long Time"

The true sign of the Apocolyse...

By Honeygrip

First Gas Prices, and the sad housing market. Now this--

Starbucks announced that they will be closing 600 stores and cutting 12,000 jobs. The move will eliminate 8% of the roughly 7,250 stores operated by Starbucks and cut 7% of its global workforce, or as many as 12,000 employees- DAMN!
Great! Now I will have to walk 3 whole blocks in the city to get to the nearest one! WTF!?

Show's over folks...

Is it really necessary to continue the search for talent in America after watching this shit. My son was telling me about this afternoon and I STILL wasn't paying attention, this is a family program folks...America's got talent all right!

Come back for me!!

By Honeygrip

I know, I know- I have been gone for a Long minute and my contributions to this blog have been BEYOND slower than HELL. But I can't even help it no more. First off, Massa put a fence up at the plantation which barrs me from posting. After I made that crippling discovery- I was almost ready to have myself committed. Now I just drag my 8 month pregnant ass to work everyday and really have no choice but to work! It's so depressing, I feel like a third world slave-for real.

Quick somebody call Amnesty International!!!

But on the real I am so out of it.

I have been asked to help out the team and come in an hour earlier and my body is shutting down like you wouldn't believe. I can't wait for this crumbsnatcha to be OUT!!!!

Hey man. I understand...

Even I need a break from Kim K.'s ass every once in a while.
Reggie Bush assembled his boys for a little road trip to Barcelona this week. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!! [No Side eyes please!] If his boys really loved him they should've held that long overdue intervention!