By Honeygrip
My dealer complained to me last night that the Big Wigs & Nigs were all coming to the NY offices to say hello. Which for him meant having to shave on a Friday (the end of the week) and putting the standard issue work boots (with fresh shine) on, instead of his comfortable hood tims.
I asked why they were coming and he proclaimed: BIG BROWN!
Apparently, Big Brown is a horse that has been sponsored by the delivery giant and it's going for the Triple Crown at the Belmont stakes this weekend....:\. Which means that all the big investors and CEO's are gathering in NY to watch the race. He said he was putting on his best massa face (a.k.a smiling) and getting ready to schmooze with the H.N.I.C's as they walk around the facilities shaking hands and mingling within the ranks of the "Brown Army". UPS is serious with it...LOL!
Anyone who works for a large corporate company can relate to that B.S. When the CEO's come to visit. It's kind of like assembly day in school? Remember?
Anyways- seeing as 'crumbsnatcha' is part brown thanks to her daddy- I say "Go BIG BROWN!"
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