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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Boo Diamond Boo!!!

Hello again chil'ren. I'm sorry but I have been totally too pre-occupied with finding ways to make a baby crawl out of my poop-chute. I have missed all the fantastic Fuckery that has been life. I'm sure other blogs have kept you abreast. It seems that the "first lady" of Turks & Caicos and her Premier hubby have decided to call it quits.

Word is that the Rocsi of 106 & Park who has been long rumored to be (one of) the Premier's side pieces was all over the island with him at the TCI Music Festival acting as if LisaRaye had died. LisaRaye publicly denounced her hubby for his behavior and threw on a fuck em girl dress to hang out and party in NY and get shot at in ATL. But anyhoo- it seems that HE dropped LisaRaye faster than she could drop him--which must have evidently made her head spin...

My sources [yes I have a few!!!] reported that the "First Lady" high tailed it back to TCI with the intention of working things out only to find that ole boy wasn't interested. In fact, homeboy wanted to hear none of her talk and put out the word that she was not even allowed on the premises! Well Ms Diamond was having none of that shit! She picked her ass up after embarassingly checking into a nearby resort and headed straight to his door for the DRAMA!

"The fight, which reportedly occurred in the presence of a number of government officials, including the Minister for Health and Education, Lillian Been-Boyce, resulted in both Misicks seeking emergency medical attention for bites. Each has filed a police report against the other."

LisaRaye was detained (aka arrested) and then decided to try to save face with the performance above... HILARITY!!!

I'm sure we've only just begun...

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