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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Oldest Debate...

Politics, Politics...

Some kind of election took place in states like Texas and Ohio today. [Sadly, I don't care]
All this talk about 'change' vs 'experience' reminded me of something really funny.

I think what this democratic race is really about can be easily summized with a comparison to a piece from Chris Rock. It so eloquently stated then as it's clearly politically relevant here: "Commitment or New Pussy"

Commitment or New Pussy
Every man's got a choice to make.
Commitment will give you a headache every now and then, New Pussy always clears your mind.
But in the long run, if you're sick is New Pussy going to take care of you?
NO!
If you're hungry is New Pussy going to feed you?
NEW PUSSY CAN'T COOK!!
If you have a baby is New Pussy going to teach it how it read?
New Pussy is illiterate...

Eventually you come back to commitment and learn that the only way to make it work is the age old trick: Turn this Old Pussy into New Pussy. That's right, RECYCLE THE PUSSY!

I hope that helps to make your decision easier!


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