My Prayers have been answered ya'll!!!A take-home DNA test went on sale Tuesday at 4,363 Rite Aid drug stores throughout the United States, except for New York. [Thass okay, I can drive to NJ...]
The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy(s). You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. [Damn--They always get you on the back end!] It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
The genius who put this shit out said, "This is for people who are just curious. It is peace of mind for people who want to know but do not want to involve a physician or an attorney. They might want to know the paternity of their child or their own paternity so they can rely on family medical history." [Yeaaah riighhht]
I smell ALOT MORE DIVORCES!!! And alot of unexpained cases of unexpected ass whoopings.
Well for those of you out there who have been riddled with any lingering doubt- I dare YOU-the answer could be 3-5 days away! *Sorry Maury*
3 comments:
wowwww!
I know a few people who will jump right on this... AND only 3 to 5 days?? cant beat that... damn poor Maury
haha. yeah but it's time that we take back our tomfoolery from the white man...
HA! Now you know some fools will not read the pamphlet and miss that $119 fee (and try to sue the manufacturer!)... Maury will still be in business.....
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