Old Black Magic.

By Honeygrip
I don't know about ya'll but I'm not understanding how in the world Janet is able to get that tiny waist when we all know she has big girl tendencies written all over her. I want to start a rumor that Janet Jackson is some type of witch, hey it's believable since JD could pass for an elf.

Backseat of da jeep??

By Honeygrip
I have to say, that this is the first unattractive picture of Denzel Washington I have ever seen...
I am hoping upon hope that my boy was just real tired when this photo was snapped. I have to ask-would you swing an ep with this Denzel in the back seat?!

Look out!

By Honeygrip
Daamnn Tocarra-Thank God this blog is not in 3-D. Whoo! I would hate to be responsible for one of my 3 loyal vistor's losing an eye. Here is Tocarra posing in her post Celebrity Fit Club body at the BET Spring Bling. Too bad she couldn't lose 30 pounds of titty. Dem things sure look out of place on that smaller frame...

Calling all cars!! Calling all cars!!

By Honeygrip

We need to put a APB out on this Usher & Tameka Raymond baby cause this is getting to be RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS!
Ush brought Tameka and 2 of her OTHER kids to the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards passing up another opportunity to show the world his new baby. Now seriously-what's that about??

21 is the new 57...

By Honeygrip
Lindsay Lohan actually paid a salon to make her look like this. Amazing right? I was floored when I saw this photo over at Dlisted. She was spotted by the papparazzi leaving the Neil George salon in Bev Hills this weekend. If I were her I would have turned right the hell back around and held those muthafuckas at shankpoint til they made me look at least 30. Can you believe this is a 21 year old?? There are no words to describe this ish right here. If this doesn't inspire the kiddies to stay off dat stuff-nothing could!

BUT YOU PROMISED?!

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J.LO popped up out and about yesterday in NYC! But I can't understand why when she promised that she was going to take some "time off" after having the 6 million dollar babie$. I can't front- mama does look good-especially after having twins. But let's not forget it took a team to get her ready for this casual photo op.

Three Guesses?!

By Honeygrip
Man? Woman? What?
No-YOU tell me? Cause I can't...Where would I begin?
Jade former ANTM contestant came out for Tyra's 1st annual Fiercee Awards. [NO!]

Sadly, she is not the worst thing drug in my the cat that night. The awards show will air on Tyra's talk show [running out of ideas already, girl? SMH]. It will give some of these hoes some more much needed exposure to the light of day. After all, you don't dream up this look with out solid uninterrupted imagination.

Remy Ma Found Guilty!!!

Remy Smith has been found guilty on four charges: [of attempted murder by fashion-just kidding]:
The verdict just came down in the Remy Ma trial, and the rapper has been convicted on four major charges — two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon.
The charges stem from a 2007 incident in which Remy shot a friend of hers after a fight over $3,000 in cash stolen from Remy’s purse. The defense tried to make the shooting an accident — but it looks like they didn’t quite convince the jury. Remy was not found guilty of gang assault and witness tampering, among the nine total charges she faced. We’re told the victim’s friends and family taunted Remy when the verdicts were read — full pandemonium in the courtroom. Remy could face up from five to 25 years in prison at sentencing.

SMH @ another case of when keeping it real goes wrong!

Let that be a lesson to all you thug misses....

Fruit$ of their Labor...

By Honeygrip

Just another example of the notion that Celebrities are better than the rest of us...

PageSix is reporting that After paying Christina Aguilera a reported $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for the first photos of new twins, Max and Emme.
One magazine editor who asked to remain anonymous said, "It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos." Now comes word that the almighty 'Brangelina' are on course to receive upwards of 8 to 10 million! Pregnant stars are now "treating this like a game," said National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine.

"That's where the market is right now," he said. "When I was the editor of Star in LA, we bought photos of Lisa Marie Presley's baby back in 1989 for $100,000, and at the time I thought it was outrageous. Now it's chump change." He added, "I'd like to see more people like Sarah Jessica Parker standing outside the hospital and giving the shot away for free."

I wonder how much I can get for cell phone pix of my new little crumbsnatcha when it gets here??? [hmmm....*just saying*]

Kimora is one smart cookie...

I love the your side eye, Kiki--I'm giving it right back to ya! [that damn photoshop! I can't]

Kimora, Kimora, Kimora- the stories I've heard about you, honey. I gotta give her, her credit though- she will NOT be upstaged!

AP reports as of this morning:
Although the couple separated in March 2006, Kimora Lee Simmons just filed divorce papers Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court. [I see you filed those papers in CALI girl-haha!]
The 32-year-old [bout time she got older than me!] Baby Phat fashion designer and reality TV star cited irreconcilable differences.
She and Russell Simmons, 50, have two daughters: 8-year-old Ming Lee and 5-year-old Aoki Lee. Kimora Lee Simmons is seeking legal and physical custody of the children. She requested that Russell Simmons be granted "reasonable child visitation ... accompanied at all times by the children's nanny and security personnel."

I wonder if the timing of this has anything to do with Big Russy New Jump off getting some serious shine this week or if the rumors of her pregnancy with new boo Djimon Honsou have effected the dynamic of her relationship with Russ. hmmm...

I'mma need this ish to stop...

Shout outs to Markus Klinko! But on the real I can't take this mess anymore. I ignored the the promo pics of Mariah earlier this week [because I cannot take her in bulk] But when this photo of Kimora surfaced [Please see above in the top post] .... I can't..... I just can't.

My girl Cassandra got a campaign started 'NO More butt shots in '08'. But this is a far worse epidemic effecting our community. Well maybe they are neck and neck-no??

STOP THE FANTASY PHOTOSHOP!

Bye Bye Birdie!

The deal seems to be pretty much done.
T.I., real name Clifford Harris, is expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison.
The rapper was arrested last October for attempting to buy machine guns - paying for them with cash and without registering for them, as mandated by the law.
He was charged with possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. After a bodyguard "snitched".
He faced a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each count.
T.I. initially pleaded not guilty, and has been under house arrest since he was released on $3 million bond October 26th. A change-of-plea hearing is scheduled at 1:30 p.m. at the federal courthouse in Atlanta today.

Thank you JEEEZUZ!!!!

My Prayers have been answered ya'll!!!

A take-home DNA test went on sale Tuesday at 4,363 Rite Aid drug stores throughout the United States, except for New York. [Thass okay, I can drive to NJ...]

The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible daddy(s). You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. [Damn--They always get you on the back end!] It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
The genius who put this shit out said, "This is for people who are just curious. It is peace of mind for people who want to know but do not want to involve a physician or an attorney. They might want to know the paternity of their child or their own paternity so they can rely on family medical history." [Yeaaah riighhht]

I smell ALOT MORE DIVORCES!!! And alot of unexpained cases of unexpected ass whoopings.

Well for those of you out there who have been riddled with any lingering doubt- I dare YOU-the answer could be 3-5 days away! *Sorry Maury*

Wait a minute?!

Damn you, Diddy!

I have a question for you, can you help me with my perplexity??

How can Diddy sell a shirt proclaiming NO BITCH ASS NESS? Isn't that a hypothetical oxymoron??

Like Superhead selling a shirt saying NO HOE ASS NESS....

*Just Asking*

Baby for Sale...Interesting!

Baby for sale on Craigslist for $1,000!!!

I MUST APOLOGIZE YA'LL!! When I first heard about this story, I immediately thought: Black people, can't we can do better?!

After doing some research-I was shocked, appalled and slightly ashamed to admit relieved to see that it's some crazy, white people. [Phew.]

Officials in Florida are trying to locate the fools who posted an ad on Craigslist to sell their baby for $1,000 so that they can buy some more Meth. The ad shows a baby covered in food or mud being held by an adult.
Text with the ad reads, "We are out of tweak and we will sell this baby for a thousand dollars." [Tweak is another word for methamphetamine]
Lt. Dave Okada said detectives are trying to track down whoever posted the message.
"Whether it's a joke or truly serious, it is not funny," Okada said.
Nicholas Dunbar and his friends said they spotted the advertisement on Craigslist under the Salem-area "rants and raves" section and immediately called police.
Officers said if the ad is real, the baby is in danger.

Sorry to say this, but Maybe they could get $1,000 for a minority baby. But $1,000 for a USED white baby............Ya'll can't be serious!

Leaders of the New School?

By Honeygrip

I hate to mix politics with anything- but I really can't stand this bullshit that is going on as of late.

Recently, two of the FEW african americans who hold political offices of power have seen their empires exposed. One with some allegations of prior drug use and multiple affairs, the other with all types of Tomfoolery! If you've haven't heard meet- 'NEW' NY Gov. David Paterson and Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

David Paterson-New York's 'first Black' governor admits to using drugs in the past - marijuana? Yes. Cocaine? Yes. This revelation comes not long after the governor admitted to a few extramarital affairs, even admitting his wife did the same, and additionally was questioned over some vague favoritism that got a few ex-mistresses some cush city jobs. No biggie right? I guess my 10 year old son can still be proud that a black man is holding the highest office in the State we live in, right?? I mean at least he was upfront and honest....:\.

Okay well what about Kwame Kilpatrick- [Bear with me ya'll- I tracked down the shortest version of this saga I could find-sigh!] as per a Parlour Magazine report: 2002- Kwame is elected mayor of Detroit to much acclaim and fanfare - After being elected mayor of Detroit, Kwame allegedly throws a party, with strippers, at his state-owned official residence, the Manoogian Mansion. According to former members of his Executive Protection Unit (EPU), his wife Carlita comes home to find Kwame with the strippers and attacks one of the girls.
- Kilpatrick is found out to have charged over $210,000 in credit card bills. What was he buying? Spa massages, Moët, etc. He ended up paying the city back $9,000. [Niggas!]
2003- Detroit Officer Harold C. Nelthrope contacts the internal affairs unit of the Detroit Police, about the party and other abuses committed by Kilpatricks’s EPU members.
- Kilpatrick denies all allegations and dismisses the party as a rumor. He went on to say that he does not have”‘lewd parties,” “I don’t whore around on my wife” and “I want people to understand that I would never disrespect my God, my wife or my children”.
- Nelthrope and Gary A. Brown, head of the internal affairs unit are fired. They allege they got the axe for their participation in Kilpatrick’s investigation. Then the pair sue the city of Detroit, in what is known as the Whistleblower Trial, eventually winning an $8.4 million settlement.
- Two additional officers come forth with claims of retaliation: Walt Harris and Alvin Bowman. Harris was a former EPU member who was identified as cooperating with the Manoogian investigation, which resulted in Harris suffering a smear campaign by Kilpatrick administration.
- Tamara “Strawberry” Greene, 27, an exotic dancer who claims to have been a performer at the Manoogian Mansion party is found dead after being shot 18 times. Witnesses describe it as a targeted hit. The bullets are found to have belonged to the same types of guns issued by the Detroit Police Department. Bowman, (listed above) who was working this case, was transferred out of the homicide unit after discovering these facts and attempting to connect the dots. The Greene family is currently suing the city of Detroit for about $150 million. This is also the catalyst for the text-messages being released to the Detroit Free press.
2004- Two police officers pull over Kilpatrick’s Chief of Staff (and now-alleged lover) Christine Beatty over for speeding. After yelling, “Do you know who the fuck I am?” Beatty calls Police Chief Ella Billy-Cummings to call the officers off. When this gets to the media, Kilpatrick, Beatty and Billy-Cummings claim the traffic stop was a “set-up” to harass Beatty. A slander suit ensues, eventually settling for $25,000.
2005- Kilpatrick is named one of the three worst big-city mayors in the United States by TIME Magazine. Seriously.
- Kilpatrick causes a stir with a newspaper advertisement that compares his media criticism to that of a lynching. [Always using the race card!]
- Reporter Steve Wilson claims that the city had entered an expensive one year lease for a Red Lincoln Navigator, totalling $24,995; five dollars under the amount that required for the Detroit City Council’s approval. Kilpatrick, Beatty, Bully-Cummings and other members of the mayor’s staff deny that the Navigator was intended to be used by the mayor’s wife and children. Eventually, Kilpatrick admitted the Navigator was for his family. When Wilson tries to question Kilpatrick about the lease, a member of the mayor’s security team is seen on camera shoving Wilson against a wall. A Red Navigator? Shouldn’t we be trying to blend in?
- In a controversial election, he won the mayoral post again in 2005.
2006- Detroit news reports that Kilpatrick used $8,600 from his Kilpatrick Civic Fund, which was created for voter education, crime and economic empowerment, to take his family on a weeklong Californian vacation, which violated IRS regulations. Cameras caught Kilpatrick grabbing the microphone out of a reporter’s hand when questioned about this event.
2007- In what many saw as a move to help offset a large portion of funds needed to pay off his whistle blower settlement, Kilpatrick proposes selling 92 Detroit city parks.
- Both Kilpatrick and Beatty testify in court during the Whistleblower Trial, both denying their extramarital affair, and Kilpatrick denys having sex with other women.
2008- In January, The Detroit Free Press reveals and examines the 14,000+ text messages sent between Kilpatrick and Beatty during 2002 and 2003. These texts are during the time period of the Manoogian Mansion party and the firing of Gary Brown (remember!). In addition the text messages reveal: they were sexing like rabbits, they plotted to get rid of Gary brown among other things and apparently were afraid to get caught.
- On March 11, Kilpatrick delivers his State-of-the-City address. After typical positive city news and recognition, Kilpatrick addresses the scandal and controversy surrounding his time in office. His statement includes: “…In the past 30 days I’ve been called a nigger more than anytime in my entire life. In the past three days I’ve received more death threats than I have in my entire administration. I’ve heard these words before but I’ve never heard people say them about my wife and children. I have to say this because it’s very personal to me. I don’t believe that a Nielsen rating is worth the life of my children or your children. This unethical, illegal lynch mob mentality has to stop. And it’s seriously time…” [NIGGA PLEASE]
-On March 18th, the Detroit City Council passed a resolution asking Kilpatrick to resign, but Kilpatrick dismissed the vote as irrelevant.
- March 24, 2008. County Prosecutor Kym Worthy (and her fabulous blow-out) announces a 12-count indictment against Kilpatrick and Beatty. Felony charges include perjury, misconduct and obstruction of justice. He states he expects “full and complete vindication.”
This all could have been avoided if he just would’ve gone to the strip club, tipped Kiki a $20 and kept it movin’.

Why do people always try to pull the race card to deflect attention when they get caught doing wrong. It's not always the system and the white man conspiring against you. Sometimes it's the nigga in you! If I hear one more Black person trying to defend these fools....

Dear Wendy....

*Cue dramatic music* NY Post reports the younger hubby of radio shock jock Wendy Williams repeatedly tried to force her female booker to sleep with him - and beat up his tough-talking wife at her own station, an explosive complaint charges. [Is this hard to believe??]
Nicole Spence, who works as the red-hot radio queen's talent booker at WBLS 107.5-FM, filed the papers with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission yesterday.
Spence, 27, claims in the complaint that her boss' husband, Kevin Hunter, 33, demanded sex from her more than a dozen times and created a hostile work environment by repeatedly beating up Williams, 43, in and near the studio.
"Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to 'fuck' me," Spence charges. Through her lawyer, Ken Thompson, Spence yesterday declined to comment.
Both Williams and Hunter deny the allegations.
Williams, whose syndicated show airs every afternoon, is a big moneymaker for the radio station's owner, Inner City Broadcasting. The complaint is lodged against Inner City and Williams. Hunter, who works as his wife's manager, is named in the papers as an alleged perpetrator of the harassment.
"I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio," Spence says in the complaint.
"In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head."
Asked about Spence's complaint, Williams yesterday told The Post, "Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind." The allegations are "so far from the truth. It's insane," Hunter said.

Do you know this man??

Do you know this man?

I'm sure you do and you don't even know it. His name is Al Copeland and he died earlier today in Munich, Germany. Copeland was the founder of Popeye's fried chicken. *bites lip and holds back tears*

Al was a Louisiana legend and became known for his flamboyant lifestyle and lavish parties. After growing up in New Orleans, Copeland sold his car at age 18 for enough money to open his own one-man doughnut shop. He went on to spend 10 modestly successful years in the doughnut business.
The opening of a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in New Orleans in 1966, however, caught Copeland's eye. Inspired by KFC's success, Copeland in 1971 used his doughnut profits to open a restaurant, Chicken on the Run. ("So fast you get your chicken before you get your change.")
After six months, Chicken on the Run was still losing money. In a last-ditch effort, Copeland chose a spicier Louisiana Cajun-style recipe and reopened the restaurant under the name Popeyes Mighty Good Fried Chicken, after Popeye Doyle, Gene Hackman's character in the film "The French Connection." [NOT POPEYE THE SAILORMAN] The chain that grew from the one restaurant became Popeyes Famous Fried Chicken.
In its third week of operation, Copeland's revived chicken restaurant broke the profit barrier.
Franchising began in 1976, growing the chain to more than 800 stores in the United States and several foreign countries by 1989.

Now you may be asking yourself why I would waste my time posting a eulogy to this man, when there are far worst tragedies going on in the world right now? Well folks let me just say that this man's creation as gotten me through many a cold, hungry and lonely night! If it wasn't for the 3 piece, spicy with some cajun rice and a biscuit and puleeze don't forget my jelly! I don't know where I might be right now. So Al, my main man, R.I.P.

Jacksons in a Funk??!

The New York Post reports that the Jacksons after years of being stiffed by their superstar brother Michael and plagued by decades of bad fiscal decisions, are barely scraping by, with one brother stocking groceries, another repairing cars and others living at home with mom while hoping for sister Janet's next handout.
They have fallen far from their days as sequin-studded stage stars who could rake in seven-figure paydays for a single performance. Then they were the Jackson Five, the undisputed kings of Motown, a Berry Gordy-led, bell-bottomed global phenomenon.
Their first four singles rocketed to the top of the charts, four albums went platinum, and the band of brothers sold more than 100 million albums, second only to the Beatles, while pioneering a multimedia empire that spanned radio, TV, cartoons and magazines.
But in a series of interviews with three of the nine Jackson children, two relatives and a current and former employee - over the last three years and as recently as last week - The Post learned in stunning detail just how down and out the Jacksons are.
Marlon Jackson, 51, an original Jackson Five member who stocks shelves at a Vons supermarket in San Diego, had to temporarily move into an extended-stay hotel. [BLANKFACE :]
Randy, 46, does odd jobs, including fixing cars in a Los Angeles garage owned by a family friend. He recently claimed Michael was going to give him $1.7 million - "a pipe dream," said another brother last week.
Jackie, 56, the oldest and most debonair of the brothers, is struggling to manage his son Siggy's aspiring rap career after an Internet clothing business startup and attempts to produce music failed.
Jermaine, 54, shuttles back and forth from his girlfriend's home in Ventura County, Calif., to his parents' mansion in Encino, where Jackie and Randy still bunk.
Tito, 55, is the only brother still making music, but it's a meager living. The guitarist fronts a blues and jazz band that plays small venues and nets him $500 and $1,500 per occasional gig - a far cry from the days when the Jacksons could pull in 50,000 people at $30 a ticket.
Family patriarch Joseph Jackson, 79, spends most of his waking hours conjuring up schemes he hopes will replenish a bank account that once had more money than the FDIC cared to insure. Peddling musical girl groups in Las Vegas and a book about his family in Germany, Joseph, despite evidence to the contrary, is not convinced that time and the music industry have passed him by.
"We can get back out there and set the world on fire," he told The Post last week. "If the Rolling Stones can still rake in the money, so, too, can my boys."

Janet is said to be worth upward of $150 million, while controversial sister La Toya, 52, is a millionaire. Rebbie, 57, the oldest, has been married for more than 35 years to a successful businessman she met in Gary, and the two live in an exclusive Las Vegas enclave.

[And below is the BEST part of this story, MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE...]
With the release of his "Invincible" album in 2001, Michael celebrated 30 years in the music industry with two star-studded concerts in Madison Square Garden.
While paying Brando $1 million to appear and giving five- and six-figure fees to artists such as Whitney Houston, Usher, Britney Spears and Destiny's Child to perform, Jacko had his brothers sign a contract that would pay them just $1,100 each!!!!! [If this is not a self hating negro, please tell me what is??]
Michael charged the brothers for hotel and travel, and the siblings were never paid their measly performance fees, according to the brothers.
"Charity begins at home," Joseph Jackson said during a 2005 interview. "Michael should think about that." [DAMN SHAME!]

That damn Diddy

Diddy brought out his twins earlier this week for the MTB4 finale. If these kids could actually talk what do you think she would annouce into that mic?

[My guess is: Who is this nigga?]

Corinne Bailey Rae's Husband Found Dead

Saxophonist Jason Rae, 31, husband of Grammy nominated artist Corinne Bailey Rae, was found dead in his apartment in the U.K. on Saturday, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.
A police spokesman said officers arrested a 32-year-old man on suspicion of supplying controlled drugs.
He has since been released on police bail.
Corinne was not at home at the time.

Condolences.

Why??

Look it's the Black Peppers Faggy Thug club.

Kanye, Jeezy, Jay and Fab gathered for the opening night festivities of the "Heart of the City" tour in Miami. Many celebs came out including, Timbaland, Memphis Bleek and the Dream.

Mary J and Jay-z are taking this tour nationwide. Catch it before someone has a mace-fueled breakdown backstage.

Awwww....

So here are the little 6 million dollar bundles of joy. Jennifer Lopez showed off her babies and looks great and still alittle tired. I wonder how much their little outfits cost?!

They sure look like Marc Anthony in my opinion...

Poor things!

A Jumpoff's Revenge...

I love to spread gossip.

So here's the word, I stopped by YBF this morning and apparently 'Tush & Bush' had a very loud altercation last night while sitting courtside at a Hornets vs. Bulls basketball game in New Orleans with one of Reggie Bush's MANY local jumpoffs.

As per YBF:

While the couple sat courtside, a long black haired tanned woman (who actually happened to be seated right behind them the whole time) stormed up to the two and lit into Reggie’s ass about his new relationship with the Kim Kardashian. Of course, Reggie put on his *confused* face which apparently pissed the woman off even more [Howard Stern was right! haha!]. So she proceeded to yell at Kim, loudly so the entire crowd within earshot could hear everything, that she is still gettin’ it poppin’ with Reggie and has been for the last 2 years. And that she had just sexed it up with Reggie that Saturday. Damn! Kim mouthed a classy “F*ck you” to the jump off with an extremely angry look on her face. Clearly Kim doesn’t know that news about much of Reggie’s “side activities” has been around the N.O. for a while now.
Reggie was spotted outside after the game texting away…solo. Apparently Kim had left his ass there high and dry. But I’m sure we’ll see a convenient photo op soon to let everybody know the publicity stunt that is their relationship is still going strong.

I wonder if we will see that shit on the "Keeping up with the Kardashians"....

Mariah, Mariah, Mariah...

What more can I say?? I prayed that Mariah Carey would produce a dignified album cover for her new album. I guess God had more pressing matters... But at least, she covered up, right?!

Is it that serious?

I have glazed over this clip for a week, until I heard the audio on The Howard Stern Show this morning. Stern's commentary made me fall off my chair. His insightful advice to men is to never tell a woman to "Have some class" or try to calm her down when she's going off. Maaaan, do I concur!! Toccara lost it on those bitches. For all that girl? Have a sandwich!

Sex & the City, eh?

So the Sex and the City Movie is premiering in May... Isn't it strange that this aged photo of Kristin Davis frolicking naked with a boyfriend surfaced now. I swear nothing in this world happens by accident? When will women learn, NEVER, EVER let them capture it; video, photo, audio- WHATEVER....

On a positive note-Great promotion, though!

Anyways a group of about 13 photos can be found all over numberous blogs and website. I, however am trying to keep my joint *klassy* but you pervs can go here: http://www.bikinibikini.com/forum/thread296951.html

and I don't care what your high priced publicist says- Bitch, dat's you!

Oh yeah and NSFW!

What the Fuck in the Fuck?

I'm sorry for cussing. But I could find clean words to accurately describe my dismay.

I have SO many, MANY questions here. As it turns out VH1 [or as I lovingly refer to it as the New Negro Channel] has found a new way to make me, as a black woman cringe.

A show called Miss Rap Supreme will air on April 14th. Since MC Serch is back as host along with Yo-Yo, [Sigh-I feel SO Old now...] I'm guessing the geniuses who bought us The White Rapper Show hold some responsibility for this. But the worst part, Yeah, that's right I said the worst part is that Khia is a contestant. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry but I know somebody needs an ass whooping. SMH!

Back so soon?

WTF? Skeletor and J.LO [that's still her name!] were spotted out in NYC the other night. I thought this bitch promised she would retire for a while to take care of her newborn, 6 million dollar twins?

Out in a little mini dress 3 weeks after giving birth, can't hate on that. Now Igor on the other hand............

{Thanks Sandra Rose}

Another Happy Couple.

Usher and his wifey boo [and by wifey boo I mean WIFEY?! BOO!!! ] Tameka Raymond were spotted out and about in Beverly Hills this weekend shopping, sanz baby.

My first observation is the matching scarfs... [my question: why??]

My second observation is [more of a question] Where is this baby, why haven't we seen even one photo of him, not even a candid paparazzi shot of the baby outside somewhere?! [hmmm]

Tameka must have some heavy duty dirt on Usher. SMH. Cause I can't see the love match.

Anyways, I sure hope me and my child's father [*using my Claire Huxtable voice*] can look this happy out and about after this crumbsnatcha is born.

The Berry Popped!

I know I have been MIA, I had a busy weekend (just purchased a new car). So I have alot of catching up to do.

First things first, Halle Berry gave birth earlier today. Star reports that Halle gave birth to a baby girl this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. A source said, "Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning."

I'm glad to hear she got that thing out, after awhile being THAT pregnant ain't fun. [It looks like it hurt] I'm sure that baby girl is gorgeous.... Congrats Halle!

Every YT woman's fantasy.

((Shaking my head, HARD!))

When I heard that Lebron James was going to be featured on the newest cover of Vogue- I was mildly impressed. I thought to myself: 'Self [that's what I call me] I guess to some body, somewhere Lebron is a marketable and fashionable [???] man who will help sell covers of this prestigious magazine.' I expected to see him in a well tailored designer suit or even something a little more avant garde. But this???

Doesn't this look like some Big, black beast and the little helpless white woman caught up in his clutch fantasy-ala King Kong and Faye Ray. [please mandingo-don't hurt me?!]

Hmm, The more things change- the more they stay the same...

Ooooh Puuurple...

Listen ya'll. It's been very [very] slow these last couple of days. (What do you want from me??) I have been searching the web and news high and low and can't find anyhing interesting. So, I am resorting to this. Anyways, isn't it pretty? The NEW $5.00 dollar bill. [ooh, aahhh] It goes into circulation today and I am so excited. I love the new bills. But don't get it twisted-I will take some old money from a dead wombat's ass. Still nice to look at though.

My NEW Worst Nightmare...

By Honeygrip

Ok, SO remember a few posts back when I said that my worst nightmare would be walking into a public place and being surrounded by men that I was once itimately invovled with and knowing that they all know that I was intimate with all of them and kind of laughing at me.

Well honeys-scratch that!!

This is "Kristen" the alleged call girl in the center of the "Client 9" scandal that ended up causing the resignation of NY's (now former) Gov. Elliot Spitzer.

"Kristen" real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre is a very pretty [average] looking 22 year old "aspiring singer". This poor fool is about to exprience life with full blast media coverage ala' Monica Lewinsky. Not only does the world know that you were sleeping with a married man and cost him his political career. They know you got paid $4,300 to do it, cause it was your job...

A homewrecker and a prositute?! Nice! You can imagine the onslaught of scrutiny and judgement and not being able to hide anywhere! Having your entire family humiliated and all the wonderful "attention and offers " you'll receive to advance your career. Yikes!!! *shivers at the thought*

Gov. SPLITZER!

NY Governor Elliot Spitzer has come to his natural born senses in the wake of his Prostition scandal and finally resigned. Insiders are pissed that it took him 2 days!

The New York governor hired a prostitute in Washington on Feb. 13 and paid her $4,300. This scandal-has effectively ended his political career just 16 months after he was elected New York’s governor by a wide margin. “I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself,” he said, with his wife at his side. “I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family.”
Mr. Spitzer has been a strong backer of Hillary Clinton and was mentioned as a possible cabinet member if she were elected president. Sen. Clinton declined to comment on the scandal. “I obviously send my best wishes to the governor and his family.”

On the bright side, David Paterson, a legally blind former legislator and New York’s lieutenant governor since 2007, is set to become the state’s first African-American governor.

My heart breaks as I type this-

The National Enquirer is reporting that Star Jones is thisclose to giving Miss AL his walking papers. It seems that the two; who we're married just over three years ago, have been growing apart and further away from a more positive resolution...

A 'source' [damn you Vivica!] says:

“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out. Star is planning to divorce Al. I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

[Ladies- let that be a lesson to ya! NO man is always better that half a man....]

Shame on Star for taking THIS LONG to see the obvious. Which do you think will come out first- Al's tell-all book or Al????? *just asking*

BRAVO...

The Wire series finale aired tonight on HBO. I was pleasantly satisfied with the ending as all characters were covered. Although, more hardcore Wire fans felt it was too condensed in an effort to wrap it all up. It was definitely NOT The Sopranos ending [still not over that]. I won't give away any of the details. Ya'll can catch a replay on HBO or HBO ON DEMAND, which BTW--I will be cancelling now that I have no need for it. Sheeeeeeeeet!

BLAME J.LO!

The NY Post had a headline Sunday that read: Rear and present danger-SMH HARD...

It seems that the lastest trend is indeed the KarASSian look. The NY Post did an 'exclusive' undercover investigation and found an Atlanta woman who frequents trips all across the country to supply women with a nice round apple bottom.

The woman rented a room at the Eastgate Tower Hotel on 39st last week and had clients come there for their "treatments".

For $1,600 CASH patients laid down in a room in front of other waiting patients and proceeded to receive nine injections of "medical grade silicone" in each cheek. The Post reports:

Kim Smedley, 41, has two shoplifting convictions in Georgia, where she drives an Infiniti and lives in a handsome brick estate in a neighborhood of half-million-dollar homes. The Post learned about Smedley from a Harlem beautician in her late 20s who said that Smedley visits New York every few weeks and that she has injected several friends. The woman said she paid $1,000 in 2006 for silicone butt injections, which she received in a Midtown hotel room crammed with at least 10 other women, many of them strippers, seeking the treatment. "I wanted a J.Lo butt - full, round and high," the woman said.
The injections gave her the "lift" she wanted - at first. But now she is seeing doctors for many hard lumps, ripples and skin discolorations that have developed on her rear.
"I don't know what's happening inside me," she said. "I'm scared for my life."

[Someone warn Angel Lola Luv]

Now, THIS is 50!

Madonna [my fellow LEO!] is starting her media assult to promote her new album Hard Candy dropping this spring. (April 29th).

This photo from her Interview magazine piece is mind-boggling to say the least. This woman will be 50 in August!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love [love, LOVE] Madonna, and the album is said to deliver as once again she represents as an innovating chameleon. She worked with the top producers of the moment including; Timberland, Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.

Some excerpts from Interview:

On working with Justin Timberlake:'I really enjoy writing with Justin….We had psychoanalytic sessions whenever we wrote songs first. We'd sit down and we'd start talking about situations. And then we'd start talking about issues or problems or relationships with people. That was the only way, because you know, writing together with somebody is very intimate….that was fun, because he's open and he's got talent. He's a songwriter. I haven't worked with a lot of songwriters where I'm instantly connected and start riffing and playing with the rhythm of the words. He's as interested in the rhythm of the words as the meaning of the words.'

On adopting her son David:'He wouldn't have lived if I hadn't taken him. It's not even a possibility.'

On gaining perspective:'We live very comfortable lives, and unfortunately, we have to have our noses rubbed in other people's pain and suffering to realize how much we have and how much we have to be grateful for.' [Oh yeah?, Lemme- I hold something then?!]

On freedom:'Freedom is a funny word because when we think we're free, we're not really. I think freedom is quite illusory….When I stop thinking about myself all the time and put other people before me on a regular basis, that's real freedom. When I can love unconditionally….then that's real freedom. So it's something to strive for, but I'm not free.' [Now if Madonna ain't free I KNOW I'm still a slave-SHEEEEEEET!]

Be still my heart...

I know it's Friday- But I felt like taking ya'll to Church! Yesssah! I found this dude on concrete loop. But check his site out! His name is B.Scott (http://www.lovebscott.com/) and he was the cherry on my Friday sundae!

I am grateful to all of my friends and lurkers who have given positive feedback about this blog so far. It's my first week *applause* doing it and I itend to take it seriously plus I am really proud of it. THANKS EVERYONE!

This positivity right here ^^^^^^^^^ has inspired me to LOVE MYSELF! So I am spreading the love onto you. [smear it in okay?!]

Do you BOOHOO BOO! *double kisses*

Whatchu talkin' bout Woody?

Dru Hill (memba them?) got together this week to make an impassioned plea for money [I keed, I keed!].

Nah seriously, they appeared on Baltimore's 92Q Marc Clarke and The Big Phat Morning Show to announce that they plan a reunion!!! (Calm down, Monique.)

Before you gets your hopes up way too high, I think you need to sit down and watch this video...

I smell trouble...

Now if the fat girls had a problem with Eddie Murphy in Norbit or Angelina Jolie in A Mighty Heart; someone somewhere is about to raise some kind of stink.

Robert Downey Jr. will be playing a white actor who dresses in blackface for a movie role in a movie. Now just judging from the photo-this IS funny. But is it okay?

The movie Tropic Thunder was written, directed and also co-stars Ben Stiller, the film hits theaters this August and also stars Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey and Tobey Maguire...

I'm guessing this is pay back for White Chicks!

Remember this Guy??

His name is Sixx (goverment name Nicholas King), he's the black guy that notoriously crashed the Grammy's (as seen here, behind Dave Grohl-duh!) and the MTV Video Music awards a few years back and stunned winners by grabbing the mic and shouting out some thing about B.B. King??

Well, dude had some minor surgery back in September (for reasons unknown) [Sheet- I could barely find a picture of him] and ended up in a coma after an allergic reaction to antiflammatory medication. His family said he was fine the first day but fell into a coma shortly thereafter. His family moved him to a private medical facility where he has been in the same comatose state since September.

My grandmother was deathly afraid of hospitals, now I think I understand why!

(((I wonder if Dr. Jan Adams performed this surgery too?)))

K.H.I.Y.P.

WTF??

SO! Yesterday I posted a link to a website all about White people.

Now you know, Black people wasn't gonna stand for that for too long.

{Thank you Mo!}

I have my own ideas about the 'Leather Knapsack Crew' [My pet name for them] aka the 'Dirty back pack click'. I picked a picture of The Roots because they are too me the best representation of that crowd.

So stop applying the Carol's Daugther to you dreads and brushing your teeth with Tom's toothpaste long enough to check this out.

http://stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike.wordpress.com/

This site is for those of you uppidity negros. Cause ya'll need love too.

Well, Well, Well...

It's a definate GO for the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. biopic.

After a nationwide casting search, the lead role will go to Brooklyn's own notorious ghostwriter/rapper Gravy aka: Jamal Crawford (shout out to the East 17th crew-LOL!)

The biopic Notorious, based on the life of rapper Christopher ‘Notorious B.I.G.’ Wallace, who was gunned down in 1997, will also star Angela Bassett, who will play Biggie’s mom, Voletta Wallace; Anthony Mackie as Tupac Shakur; and Derek Luke as Sean “Diddy” Combs. George Tillman Jr. will direct the film, which begins shooting March 24 in New York City.

SMH HARD at this photo, because I haven't seen Gravy in years! I wonder how long he was prepping for the role with this weight gain. [Cause that shit is scary!]

But Congrats anyways!

New Janet!

What's with these wigs?

WTF??

I loooove white people, don't you?? If you do- then you will LOVE this website. Check it out:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Cancer puts Patrick Swayze in a corner..

The National Enquirer [A bible of truth] reported that Patrick Swayze was recently condemned to 5 weeks to live. His reps have indeed confirmed that he is battling Pancreatic Cancer- but assured all, that it is not as bad as it seems the official statement:

'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time. [Whatever that is?!]

Keep him in your prayers.

Hurricane Fierce

Go Christian! Go Christian!

As an avid Project Runway fan, I was not the least bit surprised by the outcome of tonight's finale. While each of the 3 finalists proved they derserved their spots. No one else really stood a chance against the fierceness that was 21 year old, NY native Christian Siriano.

His designs were jaw-dropping to say the least and he had the upper hand once he made Victoria POSH Beckham an instant fan.

Hopefully, Christian will break the curse of past PJ winners and remain relevant by the next season!

New Jayzus.

Jay-Z premiered his video for the single "I Know" somewhere last week.
I like the new trend of more conceptually artistic videos from rappers, hopefully it will catch on and I won't be bombarded by niggadom everytime I turn on any video channel- and I appreciate that he is not in the video! But what I don't get is why it's SO dark.

Anyways- Peep Zoe Kravitz {daughter of Lenny and Lisa Bonet} as the principal lead!

The Child of Jacksonstein!

Janet has the number one album in the country this week!

OH SWEET BABY JESUS! I saw this picture and all I could see was Latoya!

JANET?! You have the number one album- you are back on top. Why do you look like this?!

This is the first time J has looked her age [and then some] I see:

• Latoya's face
• Eartha Kitt's body
• Rebbie's wig

Girl stop...

Don't Drink the water!

I ain't one for speculating... [Oh hell! Yes I am!]

But Kimora is looking like she too, has drank from the fertility fountain recently. I think Kimora is too much of a narcissist to be photographed in an unflattering dress-looking pregnant if she wasn't actually pregnant. That's my proof, SO-Let the gossip mill begin...

Kimora came out to support her boo Djimon Hounsou at the premiere of his new movie “Never Back Down”:

The Oldest Debate...

Politics, Politics...

Some kind of election took place in states like Texas and Ohio today. [Sadly, I don't care]
All this talk about 'change' vs 'experience' reminded me of something really funny.

I think what this democratic race is really about can be easily summized with a comparison to a piece from Chris Rock. It so eloquently stated then as it's clearly politically relevant here: "Commitment or New Pussy"

Commitment or New Pussy
Every man's got a choice to make.
Commitment will give you a headache every now and then, New Pussy always clears your mind.
But in the long run, if you're sick is New Pussy going to take care of you?
NO!
If you're hungry is New Pussy going to feed you?
NEW PUSSY CAN'T COOK!!
If you have a baby is New Pussy going to teach it how it read?
New Pussy is illiterate...

Eventually you come back to commitment and learn that the only way to make it work is the age old trick: Turn this Old Pussy into New Pussy. That's right, RECYCLE THE PUSSY!

I hope that helps to make your decision easier!

Shame on me!

This shit right here cracked me up! And I know I'm wrong. DEAD WRONG!

So to all I say sincerely and shamefully *SORRY*.

*Sign of the cross*


Now, if you'll excuse me- I think I need to take an extra prenatal vitamin for the day...

Teach me, oh wise one...

Kim Kardashian knows how to keep a man happy.

Wisk him off on a private (all expenses paid) getaway!

[Come to think of it that would keep a woman happy too-Sheeeeet]

Kim took her significant other; NFL star Reggie Bush, on a [low key] weekend getaway to celebrate his birthday at the new, ultra posh Maxim Bungalows in the Dominican Republic.

Nothing says real love, like whoring out your relationship for publicity for a cheezy reality show.

Coincidently, the second season of Keeping up with the Kardashias premieres Sunday at 10PM on E!