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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Lowlight of my evening...

Not sure who's idea it was to put together the Hood Ball. But it was quite a classed up soul train mess. Let's hope all the singing & dancing has stopped and starting tomorrow we can get down to the serious business at hand. Like saving us from another depression or ending the was in Iraq.

Other significant lowlights include:

1. Stevie Wonders hairline.

2. Mary J. screeching circa 93 Soul Train Awards.

3. Beyonce's dramatic cunt single tear during her rendition of "At Last"

4. Barack biting his bottom lip while he danced rhythmless dancing.

5. Jay-z with those damn revenge of the nerds glasses talking about: Put your lighters in the air.

6. Mariah Carey looking like she's only built for sausage links...SMH!

7. Shakira. Shakira...Shakira.

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