We don't believe you...

By Honeygrip
The Smoking Gun is reporting that Akon's original rap sheet- the one that helped him launch is entire career is based on a LIE! The singer who debuted with his hit song: "Locked up" was not hardly locked up at all:
While the performer’s rap sheet does include a half-dozen arrests, Akon has only been convicted of one felony, for gun possession. That 1998 New Jersey case ended with a guilty plea, for which the singer was sentenced to three years probation. Another 1998 bust, this one in suburban Atlanta, has been seized upon by Akon and transformed into the big case that purportedly sent him to prison (thanks to his snitching cohorts) for three fight-filled years. In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.
So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview.

Akon, I'm afraid we're gonna need more people...
P.S. Is that really what an R&B nigga has to do to get on nowadays?! Dayum.